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Cryptids in the US (bigfoot/chupacapra):

:#soyjakcobson:

Cryptids in Japan (kappa/tsuchinoko):

:#soyjackwow:

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Bigfoot isn't a cryptid, he's a fact. The only problem is those cockgobblers in Georgia are trying to steal him from his Oregon homeland.

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Skunk apes are superior

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Nah we have our own awesome creatures like skunk ape, goat man variants, and wampus

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One of my favorite shows was "Finding Bigfoot". It was perfect. You have this supposed creature that is known to be extremely shy and avoid people. So how do these r-slurs try to find him? Thousands of secret trail cameras strategically placed around known sighting?

No, they stomped around the woods screaming at the top of their lungs lmao.

But it makes sense. The show's called finding Bigfoot. If they actually found him they'd be like well show's over. They milked it for multiple seasons by making sure that Bigfoot was never found.


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I believe in all four.

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SHE

BeLIEveD

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!schizomaxxxers Do you believe in tsuchinokos? Please respond in the poll in this post!

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Look behind you

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Why did this ping me? :marseyconfused:

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Because you clearly have some strong opinion on tsuchinokos!

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My opinion ia that they are real.

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Wrong!

They are only real if you truly believe not if you have an opinion.

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I'm guessing schizomaxer pings random people, like when schizo makes his posts and pins random users.

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Im not a schizomaxxer howbthebfrickbwas I NOTICIFICED WHARBT RHE DUCKBIS GOINGBON

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Welcome to the world of the schizofollowers.

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Gonna stick my finger up your bum if you keep complaining :marseypuffer:

Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answer to.

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:marseyblack: :Fo' real, yo? You think I'm 'bout to sit here and answer some poll 'bout some made up creature? You must be out yo' darn mind. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.

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Who

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They're like Bigfoot but instead of being a mysterious ape man they're mysterious fat snakes :marseyonemediumsnekvibing:

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!anime PLEASE the tsuchinoko doubters are starting to win WE MUST STOP THEM!

You just gotta believe! :marseyparappa:

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KEEP YOURSELF SAFE animestrag, DON*T PING ME FOR THIS SHID.

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Aevann carp I’m not in this anime club. Anime is gay and anime fans are virgin smelly manchildren, why am I being pinged?

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he pinged u (along with other ppl) then removed the pings

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You should re-add stealth pinging, but don't make a changelog post about it. I miss it.

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it was fricking never removed

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AWESOME

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Btw since you're in the thread you should vote, I sneed to know if you're a tsuchinoko truther.

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Wrong, the AI algorithm that controls this site scientifically determined he's a weeaboo.

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Oh

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The rodent lies, you're secretly a weeaboo.

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Why THE FRICK did I get pinged for this weeb nonsense

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I caught a tsuchinoko once but I got hungry and ate it.

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I wanted to know what it tasted like. :marseybeanpensive:

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:#marseylaughwith:

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Mythology :marsoy2:

Mythology Japan :marseysoylentgrin:

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:derpwhy: are you a /v/ janny? They did the same to the tsuchinoko thread there, moved it to the shadow realm.

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Wait what? You said you wanted this out of the hole.

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No! I did not! @Maximus said that!

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:marseyteehee:

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I also love Bigfoot but a Bigfoot truther thread wouldn't draw the same confusion.

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>heathenism of any kind

:marseysleep:

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TOTAL YOKAI DEATH

OR

TOTAL TSUCHINOKO LIFE

Choose!

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@Maximus all of the stuff I've posted in this thread originated on /v/.

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I don't like it :hmph:

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Can you at least vote on my poll? :marseypleading2:

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No :marseyindignant:

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Why do the Japs like little girls so much?


:#marseyastronaut:

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Funny thing is that the series is stated to take place in IRL time so those two characters are in their 30s now.

They're like the only two that do age though out of the seven gorillion characters and Marisa's figuring out how to get around it.

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Who is Marisa?


:#marseyastronaut:

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Aryan Babe, second to Alice

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The one with the big hat.

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The blonde in the OP image.

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>Marisa is 4'2

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What :marseyhelp:

Where do you even find that info?

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That's been know for a while bro, there was a lot of drama and seethe about the reveal, because it destroyed some people's headcanon and cooming. Similar to the reveal that tenshi was a little kid.

It was revealed in page of Forbidden Scrolley, dough i never read it, just saw le drama KEEP YOURSELF SAFE Touhoustrags, can't even spell Chillno right

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It's based of the fact he Rinnosuke was said to be 195cm/6'5

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16883172556886034.webp

Marisa was always listed as shorter than everyone else. So it's not like it's a surprise.

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I can't speak for the Japan, but I love fat snakes.

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>but I love fat snakes.

are fat snakes like... fat peepees?

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What?

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what's a yokai

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I hate anime so much its unreal

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