It's really fricking bad for me bros. On Saturday night I went out and saw a hooker and it was such a terrible experience for me. I've seen chicks in the past and they always keep it very sort of professional and detatched. But this chick was a total fricking autist and it hit really different when we were just sort of cuddling after and she was talking about how she was sick with the flu and watched all these nature documentaries about caves and kept telling me all these random facts about bat shit. bros I just wanted to stay in that bed forever and fall asleep next to her BROOOS im tired of being le cynical women hating dramatard I WANT A GF 
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Marsey stole the chaos emeralds
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Thats not a chaos emerald, thats a Tomar emerald!!
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Its an autismerald
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One of my best friends got himself killed staying with some deranged loser. I could have let him stay with me instead, but I didnβt because he was so difficult to deal with at the time. I would take 10x having him steal my beer and food to have him alive again. I wish I wouldβve listened to him more.
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that's really rough but at the same time I don't think you should blame yourself at all. It's a situation where you were making the right decision at the time and could never know what was happening.
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I have an unemployed alcoholic friend who asked to move in with me so he didn't have to live with his parents, and I would legit let him die before I'd agree to that.
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Count your blessings, dead people donβt get to respond
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Play stupid
gamesβ¦
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Least sociopathic rdrama user
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Sounds like he brought it on himself
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Yeah, but I couldβve helped him. It was a complicated situation I guess
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lol dramascrotes rly got no rizz
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Hello
@Penny
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hello bb
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Iβm
@Absimp give me my coin back
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wtf is rizz
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Zoomer term, short for charisma. Very cringe hearing people use it irl.
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!zoomers old detected
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I'm rich so idc
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I've never heard it not used in a joke about it tbh.
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it is of great cultural significance that you understand how baby gronk rizzed up livvy dunne, potentially becoming the next drip king
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kek
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You're replying to a bait post dumbass
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it me
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I feel you. I'm sick of doing things alone. But I do anyway because there is no alternative,
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I'm bimothy
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No
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i hate my life and i wanna die haha
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I LOVE CORN SYRUP! I FRICKING LOVE IT
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i think i legit gave myself anorexia. ladies, i get it. i kneel ed queens.
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How??
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it's addictive. just try fasting with a zero calorie electrolyte drink and maybe some caffeine.
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Have you tried Celsius? Incredible for this purpose
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i try to avoid stuff like that. i'll drink something caffeinated before a run or some preworkout before a workout, but pretty much the only thing i'll consume aside from that during a fast is snake juice. if you have an interest, i would really recommend making some at home (don't waste money on the premade powder). i've been pretty active for 2-3 days while fasting at times with zero cramps drinking it.
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How the frick do you run with zero calorie intake? I need some carbs a few hours before or I go at a snail's pace
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I def donβt run at full pace, and something like coffee before helps, but i think the biggest part is adaption. Everyone feels shitty when they first switch to a keto/lowcarb diet, the same is true for running a calorie deficit or zero cal. My advice would be to do a 48 (or at minimum 36) hour fast doing very little with only whatever 0 cal electrolyte drink of choice you want, eat something, not a ton but a good size meal (no sugars, not many starches), then after that try doing workouts/runs with only 0/super low cal caffeinated drinks or pre workout for 48 hrs, youβll probably be able to do maybe 70-80% of your max, and over time you improve. I can go more in depth and neurodivergent if you want, but your goal really isnβt to build much muscle through this, you just want to cut weight while retaining muscle.
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I've tried fasting, and I've tried running, but never both in succession. I feel like shit during and after if I go running and can't go fast, hobbling along like an exhausted cripple just because I didn't have lunch.
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I cannot stress enough the βdo a 48 hr fast while doing very littleβ first then eat healthy then do a fast while exercising. Also stay hydrated with an electrolyte drink, it will stave off a lot of issues people often have with fasting.
This is the snake juice recipe, itβs like 20-30 to get everything off amazon to make it yourself, even without fasting, itβs a good hydration drink when exercising.
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Go enroll in some STEM course and shoot your shot with some foid there
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I'm traumatized by women in STEM after majoring in compsci at a 60% asian university. the unholy combination of "not like the other girls" and ABG really did a number on me, pretty much put me off asian women entirely
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Try a harder, nerdier course like upper level physics or mathβ¦thatβs where the neurodivergent queens are
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God I love ABGs, I miss college when they were easier to find thru my exβs sorority
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I watched 3 hours of Ethan Ralph talking today, but this made me feel better about myself. I am Dramamine, I don't need any ghost shit to admit that.
Hope you can convince the autist hooker lady to fall in love with you, bro. Sounds like she knows a lot of bat facts.
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She's pretty and smart and has a day job too, I don't even have a chance
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SHOOT
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It's just such an awkward situation like what would I say like "I think I really like you a person and not just fricking, can I take you out to dinner sometime?"
I wonder if this happens to prostitutes often where pathetic straggots get too attached like I just did. I wonder if they try and cut all contact or string you along for more $$$$
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How many times have you met her before? Was this the first time?
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2nd time. The first time I remember feeling really weird and just sort of uncomfortable after. But after this time I realized it's cause I'm crushing on her
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Try paying for time to hangout with her (no s*x), make it clear to her that youβre interested in what sheβs discussing (add points/comments about it, ask her questions to clarify things) and try to be funny every once in awhile. If that goes well, then consider throwing out a coffee or breakfast date (something small)
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genuinely put a rope around your neck unless you're trolling
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Your suggestion?
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Bruh stfu. This is the most r-slurred thing Ive read today.
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Itβs trolling via literally the plot line of Pretty Woman lmfao
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Just ask her to dinner for a chat. What do you even have to lose?
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lol a day job n she still a whore at night? ye perfect for u bb
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If you wife up a motherfricking hooker I will beat you until your retinas detach.
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We all know Dramamine wastes ungodly amounts of time watching dumb shit online, king
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I usually don't watch ralph r-sluration. My time is more valuable than that.
I do hope my bro can get the bat-pilled gf of his dreams
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yeah you usually spend your time on more important things. Like watching
literal schizos ramblling so that you can make cliff notes 
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I bring jinxthinker to the masses. Lives are enriched!
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Bats are cool. Having foids hmwho love shit is great. They have actual hobbies just like we do. Mine loves paleontology. β€οΈ
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I fricked around with psilocybin and spontaneously developed a light yellow cat fursona when I had zero desire to be a furry, somehow I felt like this was my inner demonic essence and that the human brain restricts this core essence in order to keep you sane and not torture yourself with racing nonsensical thoughts, which I began to experience now that this essence was freed. Even though the experience was r-slurred it made me appreciate life in general, being able to pay attention to stimuli around you, interact with an environment you don't control and not exist as something like that made me feel grateful for my existence. However, I'll probably be more cautious around furries now, who knows what those costumes are really a representation of
tl;dr don't become a furry on mushrooms
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Hi Marco
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Rude, I've never done drugs and never plan to
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