It's really fricking bad for me bros. On Saturday night I went out and saw a hooker and it was such a terrible experience for me. I've seen chicks in the past and they always keep it very sort of professional and detatched. But this chick was a total fricking autist and it hit really different when we were just sort of cuddling after and she was talking about how she was sick with the flu and watched all these nature documentaries about caves and kept telling me all these random facts about bat shit. bros I just wanted to stay in that bed forever and fall asleep next to her BROOOS im tired of being le cynical women hating dramatard I WANT A GF 
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I think my husband might be gay, but we've been at it for so long, several kids, I don't think it's worth the drama of a divorce.
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!besties
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Which !biofoids have reproduced?
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perhaps it's a man whose husband came in his boikitty while he was boivulating?
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There's more than 1 of us apparently.
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My gay partner, of >6 years, has adopted religion and decided he must now be straight, and left me. He's still fricking
s and twinks on a regular basis, but now he feels bad about it and jumps from person to person rather than stick in a relationship. Give it a few years and I worry he's going to do the same thing as potentially your husband.
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That's heartbreaking, I'm so sorry.
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oh that's horrible sweetie but also
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Most normal homo relationship
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Your story was written in the stars millennia ago.
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Iβve seen this happen multiple times. Make sure youβve got finances and things buttoned down once the youngest is a junior or senior in high school, because thatβs when they like to come out
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Yep seen the same thing. Freshman in college
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That's about when one of my mom's cousins did it. Left to go start a dude ranch.
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18 naked cowboys
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Wait i dont have kids yet. Wife knows nothing
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this is what she wants you to think
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Just because he's not attracted to your ugly butt doesn't mean he's not attracted to women as a whole you stupid b-word
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She should try lighting the fires again by becoming a crossdressing man
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Invite this bi chad to rDrama
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Do you know what site you're on?
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My dad is gay, 2 kids. Married my mom because of religion. If you told me they hadn't fricked in 20 years I would believe you. They both seem happy enough and healthy enough as friends, were good parents. Just no physical attraction between them at all. Slept in different beds in different rooms my whole life, saw them kiss maybe twice.
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That means you're the beard
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literally, comfy, and you whores shouldnt be breeding
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One of my best friends got himself killed staying with some deranged loser. I could have let him stay with me instead, but I didnβt because he was so difficult to deal with at the time. I would take 10x having him steal my beer and food to have him alive again. I wish I wouldβve listened to him more.
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that's really rough but at the same time I don't think you should blame yourself at all. It's a situation where you were making the right decision at the time and could never know what was happening.
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I have an unemployed alcoholic friend who asked to move in with me so he didn't have to live with his parents, and I would legit let him die before I'd agree to that.
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Count your blessings, dead people donβt get to respond
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Sounds like he brought it on himself
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Yeah, but I couldβve helped him. It was a complicated situation I guess
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Play stupid
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Least sociopathic rdrama user
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I'm a priest and I broke the seal of the confessional to tell someone their wife was cheating on them.
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Burn in Heck papist snake
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Don't you have an screen to pray at, prottie trash?
or are you one of those snake strags?
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Hahaha, frick them hoes.
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if true then you need to get absolved immediately, because you're latae sententiae excommunicated
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fricking papists πππππππ
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I can't get over the death of my cat who died more than a year ago. She was with me for 18 years and I feel this hole in my heart whenever I come home from work and she isn't there waiting for me.
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Sorry bro. Cats are so fricking good. I know this hurts a lot.
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this is just a shitposting forum but she was your marsey, so i'm sure every moment of her life ruled because she was yours and she loved you. think of all the good you gave her over her whole life - you made that mammal have the best experience ever, every animal's life must have sucked butt compared to the happiness you gave her.
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I'm sorry for your loss, it's never easy
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I fully intend to rope once my cats die.
You could always get a kitten though, they are nice.
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I've become a completely different person in order to please someone who I'm not sure is worth it.
I know jannies can see who this is but I doubt any of them care about r-slurred relationship drama.
I'm tired of life in general. I hate my job and wish I just drop dead soon so I don't have to go there anymore.
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im sry bb got nothing to say but i'm sry try n stay strong
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crazy how i can tell exactly who this is lol
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wrong
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Hi penny
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hi bb
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i ment
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Switch jobs dawg I'm going through the same shit. You're probably not in an area with literally only one single job/company. Also ask your boss to do other shit idk what you're job is but mine lets me take on weird stuff
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Strongest job market ever, recruiting is a b-word, jump on it before it's too late. Companies are poaching unqualified losers from my company for VP roles and shit because they're insanely desperate.
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Do something else. Don't worry about disappointing people.
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I watched 3 hours of Ethan Ralph talking today, but this made me feel better about myself. I am Dramamine, I don't need any ghost shit to admit that.
Hope you can convince the autist hooker lady to fall in love with you, bro. Sounds like she knows a lot of bat facts.
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She's pretty and smart and has a day job too, I don't even have a chance
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SHOOT
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It's just such an awkward situation like what would I say like "I think I really like you a person and not just fricking, can I take you out to dinner sometime?"
I wonder if this happens to prostitutes often where pathetic straggots get too attached like I just did. I wonder if they try and cut all contact or string you along for more $$$$
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How many times have you met her before? Was this the first time?
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2nd time. The first time I remember feeling really weird and just sort of uncomfortable after. But after this time I realized it's cause I'm crushing on her
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Try paying for time to hangout with her (no s*x), make it clear to her that youβre interested in what sheβs discussing (add points/comments about it, ask her questions to clarify things) and try to be funny every once in awhile. If that goes well, then consider throwing out a coffee or breakfast date (something small)
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Bruh stfu. This is the most r-slurred thing Ive read today.
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Itβs trolling via literally the plot line of Pretty Woman lmfao
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genuinely put a rope around your neck unless you're trolling
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Your suggestion?
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Just ask her to dinner for a chat. What do you even have to lose?
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lol a day job n she still a whore at night? ye perfect for u bb
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If you wife up a motherfricking hooker I will beat you until your retinas detach.
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Bats are cool. Having foids hmwho love shit is great. They have actual hobbies just like we do. Mine loves paleontology. β€οΈ
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We all know Dramamine wastes ungodly amounts of time watching dumb shit online, king
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I usually don't watch ralph r-sluration. My time is more valuable than that.
I do hope my bro can get the bat-pilled gf of his dreams
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yeah you usually spend your time on more important things. Like watching
literal schizos ramblling so that you can make cliff notes 
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I bring jinxthinker to the masses. Lives are enriched!
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