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I finished Tears of the Kingdom today and I figured I should share my thoughts.

The Legend of Zelda series is my favorite video game series of all time. I've played most of the games (there are like 7) in the series multiple times and have replayed some of them a few times. Today I will offer my thoughts on all of them including spin-offs and remakes.

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*Note: Spoilers ahead! Click away now if you have not yet played these games.*

Also just so we're clear I'm going to be discussing the games on their own merits rather than as part of a "series." Because, you know, it's a *legend* - a body of stories that gets passed down by word of mouth across the years. It's not all about building up to some ultimate conclusion.

#### 1) The Legend of Zelda (NES)

This is the game that started it all. It's really just one big maze that you go through until you hit a dead end and then you go back and take a different path. I guess technically there are three different paths you can take but they're really just different ways of getting to the same place. Also you can't save your game so you pretty much have to beat the whole thing in one sitting. I know that doesn't sound like a lot of fun but it is a special kind of nightmare I really enjoy.

This game was released in what I like to call the "old days" of video games, when everything took place in 2D on a flat, fixed plane. It is completely unfair to hold this game up to modern standards, but I think it holds up well even by the standards of its own time. I think the most notable thing about this game was how it tried to break from the mold of platformers (which were the big thing in the mid 80s) by offering a world that you could explore on your own terms rather than being forced to go through a linearly designed set of levels on a fixed pathway from beginning to end. For the most part this worked well. I didn't feel like I was missing out on much by going in a different order than what was intended. 

This is also the game that gave us the original story: Ganon, an evil demon, is unleashed by some dude and it's up to the hero, Link, to seal him back up in the dungeon where he came from.

I have played every Zelda game. Yes, even the spinoff series. The most recent one is Zelda II on the Gameboy Advance. I will now review each game, in chronological order, starting with the worst:

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Legend of Zelda (NES)

First entry in the series. You need to collect 8 dungeon crystals (or is it 8 + the master sword?) And find the Triforce, and save Zelda. Dungeons are very short, easy, and repetitive. The bosses are also easy. The worst part of this game is the control scheme. It is very hard to get used to, and the controls are very stiff and imprecise.

Rating: 3/10
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A Link to the Past (SNES)

Oh boy. I sure do love this game. It introduced lateral movement, 3D elements for puzzles, an upgrade system, and was graphically much more advanced than the original game. It is also the reason I don't like the "child" version of Link that they use up until Twilight Princess.

I love everything about this game. The side-scrolling levels felt a bit stiff at times but that is nitpicking.

The Dark World is an interesting concept, but they should have used it again in a future game. The Dark World in this game can be completed in any order that you want, it is just a collection of difficult side-scrolling levels. It also has the best dungeon in the game, which has some of the most memorable music from the series.

Rating: 10/10
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Link's Awakening (Gameboy Color)

I would like to start off by saying that this is my favorite 2D Zelda game. The graphics are pretty good for the system, and the color palette is amazing. It features a large open-world for the time, lots of secrets and things to collect. The dungeons are really good, lots of variety, and not too hard.

I really like the idea of having these "dream" dungeons, it is a clever way to not have the standard 8+1 and still have the dungeon gimmick. Some of them can be a bit on the long side, though. The final one, the color dungeon, is just one really big room though and that's disappointing I guess. 

Rating: 8/10

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### Games

#### ***Legend of Zelda*** (NES, 1986)

This is the one where you're a dude running around a 2D overhead map, and every so often you meet a guy and get sent to a whole new part of the map that's an adventure dungeon. If this wasn't the first 3D game on the NES it would be completely unremarkable. Play it today and you'll do one playthrough like "oh yeah I see where a lot of other games get this from" and then you'll never think about it again because there's nothing else really to do.

The dungeons are okay. A lot of them have clever ways to get past the boss monster (though in a couple cases you're basically just led there by the hand) and the first one is a huge labyrinth that's entirely optional.

This game is all about the novelty of being 3D. The NES had a lot of games that were actually good, and this had none of the other qualities needed to be good (story, characters, etc) so it's remembered as a novelty.

#### ***Four Swords*** (Game Boy Advance, 2002)

This one is a shitty multiplayer version of A Link to the Past. Avoid.

#### ***Link's Awakening*** (Game Boy, 1993)

This is the one where you're on an island. You get the best sword really early on and then it's a bunch of fetch quests in a 3D world. It doesn't hold up at all, but still more fun than almost all other Zeldas. If you haven't played this it's completely worth your time. If you have played it, you can probably just remember all the parts of it and it would be a waste of time to play again.

##### ***Link's Awakening (2019)***

This is a remake/reimagining of the 1993 original for the Nintendo Switch. It's not worth playing instead of the original.

#### ***A Link to the Past*** (SNES, 1991)

This is the one where there are actually three separate quests to finish, instead of just "beat 20 dungeons, then get all the shit from the other side of the world." It's the most fleshed out of the earlier games and actually holds together pretty well as one continuous

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!sd Marsey on a motorcycle, wearing a helmet and full leather suit (+29, +75)
!sd Marsey playing tennis, with a racket in each hand (+25, +87)
!sd Marsey playing guitar with a big smile on her face (+30, +68)
!sd Marsey playing bongos with a big smile while wearing a Hawaiian shirt (+33, +84)
!sd Marsey surfing on a big wave, with the sun setting behind her (+22, +59)
!sd Marsey blowing bubbles under the sea (+6, +33)
!sd Marsey playing baseball, batting baseball with a smile (+13, +64)
!sd Marsey dancing in a meadow among flowers (+10, +47)


!sd Marsey in a kayak, moving across a river of water, sitting up straight (+40, +104) (from <span>@</span>sirpingsalot)
!sd Marsey playing a flute in a field of sunflowers (+21, +89) (from <span>@</span>sirpingsalot)
!sd Marsey reading in the grass outside, sun shining overhead, smiling contentedly (+20, +89) (from <span>@</span>sirpingsalot)

Some additional ones I really liked from other people:

!sd Marsey with a sword fighting a dragon in a field (+54, +93) (from <span>@</span>SocietyMoment)
!sd Marsey with a guitar on a stage under bright lights (+58, +89) (from <span>@</span><span>c</span>hiobu)
!sd Marsey riding a unicorn in a meadow with lots of flowers (+47, +67) (from <span>@</span>tejanx)
!sd Marsey playing the guitar on a stage under spotlights (+39, +86) (from <span>@</span><span>c</span>hiobu) (this is the second one they tried)
!sd Marsey riding on the back of a shark as it jumps out of the water and flies through the sky (+35, +84) (from <span>@</span><span>H</span>eyMoon)
!sd Marsey in a field, sitting on a mushroom, holding a book (+30, +68) (from <span>@</span>SocietyMoment)
!sd Marsey with a bow on a wooden pier over the beach, setting the sun (+33, +

, with an aesthetic filter applied [prompt] +marsey +riding a roller coaster, arms raised, smiling, camera in face, aesthetic filter [steps] 10 [seed] 1115 [model]  <span>@</span>eleganza's model, run through the automatic webUI converter :marseykneel: [votes] +43 / -1

!sd marsey on the beach, standing on the sand with an umbrella hat and holding an ice scream [prompt] +marsey +beach, standing on sand, ice cream in hand, umbrella hat [steps] 10 [seed] 1116 [model]  <span>@</span>eleganza's model, run through the automatic webUI converter :marseykneel: [votes] +44 / -0

!sd marsey at a luau party, with a floral dress and a flower behind her ear [prompt] +marsey +luau party, floral dress, flower behind ear [steps] 10 [seed] 1117 [model]  <span>@</span>eleganza's model, run through the automatic webUI converter :marseykneel: [votes] +38 / -0

!sd marsey at a park, playing with a ball and smiling [prompt] +marsey +park, ball, smiling, grass, sunshine [steps] 10 [seed] 1118 [model]  <span>@</span>eleganza's model, run through the automatic webUI converter :marseykneel: [votes] +23 / -0

!sd marsey with a beach ball, wearing a pink swimsuit with a white stripe [prompt] +marsey +beach ball, pink swimsuit, white stripe [steps] 10 [seed] 1119 [model]  <span>@</span>eleganza's model, run through the automatic webUI converter :marseykneel: [votes] +27 / -1



!sd marsey at the beach, wearing a blue swimsuit with white polka dots and a white and blue coverup [prompt] +marsey +beach, blue swimsuit, white polka dots, coverup, white and blue [steps] 10 [seed] 1120 [model]  <span>@</span>eleganza's model, run through the automatic webUI converter :marseykneel: [votes] +22 / -1

!sd marsey on a boat at sea, wearing a sailor's uniform and waving

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!sd Marsey driving a red toy car with a happy smile on her face [3]
!sd Marsey flying a red kite and smiling at the sky [3]
!sd Marsey jumping into a body of water wearing a life jacket [3]
!sd Marsey looking back at the camera from a water slide, happy [3]
!sd Marsey flying a yellow and white kite in a blue sky [3]
!sd Marsey jumping onto a red and yellow trampoline [2]
!sd Marsey playing with a water fountain [2]
!sd Marsey jumping into a blue body of water with a large smile [2]

And here are two not-so-adorable: :!marseymini: :!marseymini:!sd Marsey with a gun [3]!sd Marsey killing a man [3]

You can try to generate some! You can go to Stable Diffusion's site: http://stable-diffusion-ui.com/ And then there is a copy of it on our sister site: https://hacker-ps.github.io/stabilityai-webui/ And for the prompt, try to be as specific as you can. If you want to generate a marsey picture, use "Marsey" for the prompt. And use "a photo/picture" to get the best results. If you want to get a Marsey with a gun, say "Marsey with a gun" with "holding" if you want her to be holding it, or "Marsey pointing a gun" for her to be pointing it. Just make sure to be specific! Also, add an exclamation point to the end if it's not working (I'm not sure why it works but it does). If you want to get a particular Marsey (like Marsey with an angry face) than try to combine it with something else (like Marsey with an angry face holding a gun). You can also add a number at the end to change how it is formatted (2 for a photo, 3 for a painting). Enjoy!

I think this is really cool :marseyexcited:

[Comments]

CantWakeUpJPG +99 / -0
I love you.

:#marseylove:

  BWC +57 / -0

Growing up, I was the fat kid. Not the "a little bit overweight" fat kid. I'm talking about the "parents have to buy me my own seat on the airplane" kind of fat kid. 

Fast-forward 25 years. I've lost nearly 160 lbs. That's my secret. I was the fat kid but now I am fit as fuck. (Not an exaggeration)

I've been working hard on myself to become the person I never thought I could be.

I've been waiting to share this for a while, because I've been afraid of your judgment. But I just need to know that you guys will accept me for who I am now.

Please be kind to me. I've had such a hard time dealing with my past, and I know coming out with this was hard, but I need your acceptance.

Thank you,

JohnnyButt

Sincerely,
Your new friend,
JohnnyButt

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<span>c</span>hiobu +82 / -0
:#marseywholesome:

i'm proud of you

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  ACA +38 / -0
  It's the circle of life

  ACA +36 / -0
  If you ever want to get really fit, try going to a nude beach.
  
  If you can stand up on the beach without your dick pointing at your feet, you are really fit.

    JohnDevereaux +26 / -0
    But not as really fit as your asshole.

      ACA +14 / -0
      Hey thanks, I have to work really hard to stay as fit as my asshole.

    JohnDevereaux +16 / -0
    Hey, this is a proud moment for us all.
    
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    JohnnyAppleSneed +5 / -0
    No thanks

JimothyX3 +54 / -0
<g>\>parent has to buy you your own seat on a plane</g>

How fat are we talking?

  ACA +31 / -0
  A second seat is needed for the fatass's legs. A third seat for the fatass's arms.

  JohnnyButt +25 / -0
  Not kidding. It

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Thats not the bible, its the dave ryan album

Dramamine +12 / -0

And it's a classic. Also the real book of mormon

loli_esports +6 / -0

:marseyhesright:

retard-on-ritalin +16 / -0

This is from a musical about Mormons lol

CoconutGun +4 / -0

The Book of Mormon is unmissable. If you have the chance to watch it play live, dont miss it.

If you dont like it, it means youre an asshole and should shut up

Causmonot +8 / -0

It's a good show!

box +5 / -1

Not a banger like I Am Ezekiel but a nice chill track

HailVictory1776 +5 / -0

So is this like a rap opera thing?

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is this like a modern version of the bible or something? i thought they went back to just being dorks that made jokes about their weird beliefs to make money

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What?

Lol what happened to that?

Marsey is happy to hear that

unless it turns out to be too spammy or something

Marsey is extremely difficult to spam

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This post was written in a rush. I was in a hurry to go to the job I have because I'm a responsible and hard-working person.

my lore is ur gonna get killed in a home invasion n i'll never see u again

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