Benjamin "Benjy Bong" Britten was born on in Suffolk, a county of people who speak like the DVLA sloths in Zootopia.
Britten's entire life revolved around his hatred of something called the "pastoral": a word he seems to have primarily used as a slur against the Irish.
While hating the Irish is understandable, the only thing worse than a Mick is a Bong and many Bongs of note (John Hurt, Daniel Day Lewis, Peter O'Toole and Spike Milligan to name a few) have pretended to be Irish to save embarrassment but being called "Britten" makes it hard to do that so he claimed he hated the bog trotters.
Among the many works of note Britten composed was "Peter Grimes" an operetta about a man standing on a beach lamenting his daughter growing up to be a weird, sweaty, untalented also-ran who fricked a Sith Ifrikan Mikka Hakkinen lookalike for his money.
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