So Pilate asked him, "Are you the king of the r-slurs?"
Trump replied, "A lot of people are saying that, I hear it all the time, a lot of very smart people are saying that."
Pilate turned to the leading prosecutors and the crowd and said, "I find nothing wrong with this man."
Then they became insistent. "But he is causing insurrection by his teaching wherever he goes!"
Oh grave, where is thy victory?
On that day, many will say to me, "Sir, did we not make spicy memes in your name, and fedpost in your name?" And then I will declare to then, "I never knew you, depart from me you cucks!"
For we do but have a high priest who cannot sympathize with our weaknesses, but one who has been tempted in all things, including Ivanka's fat titties, yet remained without sin.
And you thought I was exaggerating.
!chuds Were you there when they indicted my tard?
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Did he hire a Mexican weather girl to defend him on the treason charges?
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King shit π
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On brand tbh
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Habba habba
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Casedismissed
Ms. Hubba- Ms. Habba please approach the bench.
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I wish she was LiterallyShaking those things around, amiright?
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WHOA MAMA
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