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A Stunning Act of Kindness :marseyangel:

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:marseymerchant: Wait a second, that was me you fricking jew. And I have proof! Now don't try and go deleting I just caught you in 4k. Back into the тюрьма you go.

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Hmm... I thought boasting about generosity isn't very kosher.

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It's fine for Jews if it's in the form of a complaint.

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Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.

Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:

That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

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I'm sure the rabbinical authorities take the words of Jesus very seriously when deciding Halachah.

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