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america runs on dunkin. this is bad. this is really fucking bad. pic.twitter.com/lq8iwpxFSL
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) October 15, 2021
lol at burgers's descent into madness because they miss their sugary drug of choice 
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Not when you pair it with coffee
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This is what Americans think is โbreakfastโ lmao.
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Mofo you eat baked beans for breakfast so you have no right to say shit.
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Along with bacon and sausage, yes. Sometimes mushrooms and potatoes too.
A hearty protein-filled breakfast to fuel you for a day of masculine work, not a caffeine and fat sugarbomb that gives you energy for an hour.
British food takes an often-justified beating, but the full English breakfast is unironically the best way to start a day.
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Honestly I love an English breakfast and your roasts are great too. But then you have a unofficial 4th meal called tea where you drink caffeine and eat cookies. Not biscuits. Cookies.
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Most normal folks enjoy tea after a meal with a biscuit (cookie) yeah.
Then thereโs โAfternoon teaโ which is something very different - basically a whole meal in itself consisting of finger food and cakes, served with a pot of tea. Thatโs a rare treat - usually served at a restaurant.
In the UK the word โCookieโ refers only to American-style soft cookies or very specifically chocolate-chip cookies. Over here โbiscuitsโ are basically any hard sweet cookie, and yes, we dip them in tea.
I think Americans think thatโs weird, maybe? But we think itโs weird that you dip doughnuts in coffee.
We donโt really do the savoury bread-like biscuits over here, though we have things that serve similar gravy-soaking purposes like Yorkshire Pudding on a roast and dumplings (a poached ball of suet dough) which youโll find served with casseroles. But American biscuits look delicious and I would like to try them.
Itโs fun learning about other cultures, king.
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I've been to bongland 4 times sir. The fact that bongs act like burgers are massive hambeasts when they themselves are big sweaty island cattle with the extra disability of having the toadish appearance of the average bong is massive cope.
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CAM ON ENGALAND
*blam blam blam*
SCO' SOME FACKING GOWS
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Like it or not but this is peak bong physique.
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Mostly that was for the benefit of the other yankee-doodle fricking r-slurs on here who donโt even own a passport and have never left their home state.
Yes, weโre an island of fatties too but you already take the piss out of us for our teeth, our food and our perfectly reasonable restrictions on not being allowed to own an anti-aircraft gun or whatever the frick it is you fat c*nts claim you need for โhome defence.โ
Meanwhile, we take the piss out of you for being fat c*nts, for being politically r-slurred and for constantly murdering schoolchildren with machine guns and arguing about it.
You canโt have โfat c*ntsโ as an insult too. Thatโs ours.
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Stay in your home I have alerted the proper authorities of the malicious hate speech you have performed online. They shall be along shortly to inspect your loicense.
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Donโt forget Pakis treating your children like buses.
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Make it extremely pale from lack of sunlight and frick the teeth up and that's a bong!
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Ever tried rusk dipped into tea. Man that's the shit.
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>Bongs and burgers trying to one up each other on food
You're both disgusting tbh
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All bong food is nasty including the breakfast. How bongs are proud of that picture of their breakfast the circulates around the internet every once and a while is beyond me. Beans and clotted blood with a random half tomato slapped on that serves no purpose other than to be another liquid that runs and congeals together. Wtf bongs. Couldn't you steal a recipe when you still had men that could conquer half the world.
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You shut up. Clotted blood is delicious. Good english food is a treasure rarely found.
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Yea, I bet you bongs swallow lots of protein.
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Breakfast is when I consume enough sugar in the morning to kill four African children.
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