Leaf nation 🍁 bans doublespeak

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Again, leafs desperately ride the coattails of their more successful and better looking culturally superior neighbors to the south, in an attempt to claim a crumb of relevancy on the world stage. Remember, most episodes of Intervention were actually shot there and they have the highest rates of teen pregnancy in the developed world. Canada is the Alabama of the western hemisphere.

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Better looking? Canada sucks but we're slightly less fat than Americans, so on aggregate we're hotter. I don't make the rules.

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Canadians are some of the ugliest people I've ever beheld. America has a large volume of genetic diversity - thanks to our superior climate and superior cultural diversity (Sorry - I know Canada really prides themselves on their "diversity" but your immigration department also doesn't want most people, even brown ones, unless they have around $100,000 (AMERICAN DOLLARS) to invest). Canadians were largely descended from the same group of 800 or so women that King Louis sent over to colonize your shithole country. That's why you all look the same. The only reason you are less fat than us is because you are all hooked on meth and crack. I don't make the rules either.

Poutine is poverty food

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42% of Americans are obese

64% of Canadians are obese

Too many cheese curds? I heard kicking crack addiction makes you fat too.

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that's strange, it says here that nearly half of all Canadians struggle with literacy. Note that these are even self reported numbers from your own government - I'm sure the true statistics are far worse.

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Ah yes - I guess you can blame your rising literacy on the influx of Americans coming to Canada and stealing your jobs, and earning more than you on average. That same paper I linked says that Canadian companies value American schooling in new hires more than their own πŸ™ Next time you try to own me with linkspam pick a more reputable source than Forbes clickbait

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