Kiwi gov regrets to inform the masses that the state-mandated rain wizard is misogynistic

https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/1449058235961405441?t=Bt-hXsfqFdmMsSvNzhgr6Q&s=19
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Why the frick are they paying a wizard 300k for 23 years why is there a wizard what the frick.

Not a rhetorical question please tell me how something so fricking r-slurred is a thing.

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300,000 Kiwi dollars is equivalent to a Happy Meal.

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Its complicated but long story short he basically acted like an r-slur in public until they gave him money to be slightly less r-slurred and be a public spectacle for tourism purposes.

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Lawlz been doing it for free all this time

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16k/yr is like 1/30th of their budget too. It's a heavy financial burden for the people of New Zealand.

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It was 16k/year for 23 years, totaling 300k+.

Remember, it's Twitter. Every number is technically true but presented in such a way to have you draw the wrong conclusion.

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I really don't think every number on Twitter is true let alone technically when you add people's listed age...

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Because it was funny.


:#marseyklennycross:

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  1. Let foids vote and make budgeting decisions.

  2. ????

  3. Pay a wizard $300k to do rain dances.

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Why are you questioning a dramatic man? Downvoted.

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Why are you downvoting me, a dramatic man? Kitty.

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I'll do it until you learn

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I have never learned anything in my life Im not about to start now.

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