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CARP SAYS I HAVE TO INCLUDE A LINE SAYING HE SAID NO DON'T DO THIS IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA
That's right, the S*X badge. 
Awarded for the worst thing that two users of rdrama can do - have s*x. 
Since I genuinely don't want anyone to ever claim this badge, there are strict requirements and process to claim it...
both users MUST be above the age of 18 and be willing to prove that they are over 18. Obviously.
both users must have >1000 TS. No having your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife make an rdrama account for the sole purpose of getting the badge (although that would be so humiliating I'm tempted to allow it)
In order to claim the badge, BOTH claimaints must submit:
A time/namestamped picture of their state-issued photo ID. You can cover up the name and day of the year, I just need to see that the year of birth indicates that the user is older than 18. It must be clear that the owner of the photo ID is the same as the person in the next picture, so that probably means I need to see your face.
A picture of both users holding a name/datestamp, indicating that they actually met up
A picture of both users in some sort of intimate situation. It must be obvious that both users are the same people as in the previous picture and that they are "more than friends"
Q. HEYMOON THESE RESTRICTIONS ARE TOO STRICT WTF
A. That's the point. Lord willing, no one will ever claim this badge.
Q. If you don't want anyone to claim the badge, why did you make it?
A. The drama.
Q. Will the images I submit be associated with the badge?
A. Nope, the badge will link to the other user who you had s*x with.
Q. Can I really trust the admins with my PII?
A. Probably not.
Q. Will an admin jerk off to these pictures?
A. Depends on how hot you are.
Q. Have you considered the ethical implications of creating this badge?
A. No.
Q. This is a genuinely terrible idea.
A. I know and I'm very sorry.
Q. This will ruin rdrama.
A. Hopefully!
Q. Does cybersex count?
A. No, r-slur. I genuinely cannot believe modern soys that talk about "cybersex". Ooooh wow you sat in front of a computer screen and jerked your dingdong while looking at a woman shaking her tits. No I don't care about muh long distance relationships. Holy shit go outside!
Q. Does Gay S*x count?
A. Absolutely. 
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!badgemaxxers in
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Are there even any single foids on this site? Or is this a heteromisic badge?
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What do you have against poly?
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I don't have s*x outside of marriage
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Neither do I, I'm very popular in my small town but I might have to leave once the husbands find out
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there are unfortunately several
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Please list them so I can begin badgemaxxing
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if you don't know who they are you must lurk moar
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Tbh if they're at least cute I like the idea of fricking a mentally ill woman from this site
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!britbongs with no dignity or standards gtfih
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Hello, hello
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zoz
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zozzle
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