touch foxglove NOW 
CARP SAYS I HAVE TO INCLUDE A LINE SAYING HE SAID NO DON'T DO THIS IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA
That's right, the S*X badge. 
Awarded for the worst thing that two users of rdrama can do - have s*x. 
Since I genuinely don't want anyone to ever claim this badge, there are strict requirements and process to claim it...
both users MUST be above the age of 18 and be willing to prove that they are over 18. Obviously.
both users must have >1000 TS. No having your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife make an rdrama account for the sole purpose of getting the badge (although that would be so humiliating I'm tempted to allow it)
In order to claim the badge, BOTH claimaints must submit:
A time/namestamped picture of their state-issued photo ID. You can cover up the name and day of the year, I just need to see that the year of birth indicates that the user is older than 18. It must be clear that the owner of the photo ID is the same as the person in the next picture, so that probably means I need to see your face.
A picture of both users holding a name/datestamp, indicating that they actually met up
A picture of both users in some sort of intimate situation. It must be obvious that both users are the same people as in the previous picture and that they are "more than friends"
Q. HEYMOON THESE RESTRICTIONS ARE TOO STRICT WTF
A. That's the point. Lord willing, no one will ever claim this badge.
Q. If you don't want anyone to claim the badge, why did you make it?
A. The drama.
Q. Will the images I submit be associated with the badge?
A. Nope, the badge will link to the other user who you had s*x with.
Q. Can I really trust the admins with my PII?
A. Probably not.
Q. Will an admin jerk off to these pictures?
A. Depends on how hot you are.
Q. Have you considered the ethical implications of creating this badge?
A. No.
Q. This is a genuinely terrible idea.
A. I know and I'm very sorry.
Q. This will ruin rdrama.
A. Hopefully!
Q. Does cybersex count?
A. No, r-slur. I genuinely cannot believe modern soys that talk about "cybersex". Ooooh wow you sat in front of a computer screen and jerked your dingdong while looking at a woman shaking her tits. No I don't care about muh long distance relationships. Holy shit go outside!
Q. Does Gay S*x count?
A. Absolutely. 
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I know incel
is an overused word but holy frick you guys are fricking 
loser 
incels 
for coming up with not only this but the strict rules 
that go along with making this a thing.
Kill all jannies, destroy
all jannies, put all jannies in a woodchipper, obliterate jannies slowly, melt all jannies with slow dripping sulphuric acid, throw 
all jannies in a 8x10 and let them rot, castrate all jannies, perform scaphism on all jannies
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I know, I genuinely hate myself for making this post, but it had to be done.
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You're a really big loser for trying to pretend you're against an idea you continue to push.
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I am merely at the fricking hands of fate
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A faithful coinboy which must carry out the flip, morality ends when the coin enters the palm. Let no coinboy condemn the decision of the flip lest you be condemned for your own flip.
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I live and die by the fricking coin !coinboys
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Coinflip:
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no it didn't
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it did tho, it's basically rdrama's manifest destiny
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Q. If you don't want anyone to claim the badge, why did you make it?
A. The drama.
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This badge is for people that have to convince us that they can have s*x. If you have a hot badge or something similar it's implied that you get kitty/bussy/peepee
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Anyone who actually hooks up with a dramanaut is a bigger incel than the actual incels on this site. Touch grass you fricking losers, stop meeting furries online
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maybe they can get a verified inkwell badge instead
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haha what if we became truecels together
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You have a good sentiment here but I think you're not giving the patheticness of incels enough weight by saying long distance furries are even worse.
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No, that's just how much I despise friendship simulatoids
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Nice contrarianism babe
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Incels are fricking just uncanny you know
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I did it for the meme i swear bro
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Unironically that was a big part of my initial motivation but by the time i met her the joke had long since died
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Not only did you meet a dramatard, but they made you wait so it would be special
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No, she just lives far from me and came to my apartment when she was already in my city for reasons unrelated to me
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Rude
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I was hoping maybe we could get the badge together tho πππ₯Ί
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This badgemaxxer-misia
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this badge isn't about e-boyfriends and you haven't met yet
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You're making two losers from the internet finding common ground sound way more interesting than it actually is. It's actually just a horny !moidmoment because you can't be assed to put in the legwork of locally sourcing mentallyillcels
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This is perfectly valid sexy times sex, dumbass
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Hopefully that chest won't be flat by then
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Do not call our best user an r-slur you mayo monkey crakkka butt honkey piece of shit. !downvoters
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hey byo wanna earn a badge
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The strict rules are to avoid making rDrama even more of a host for child pornography than it already is
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stares at /h/anime
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I genuinely agree. This is pathetic, even for rdrama standards.
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