touch foxglove NOW 
CARP SAYS I HAVE TO INCLUDE A LINE SAYING HE SAID NO DON'T DO THIS IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA
That's right, the S*X badge. 
Awarded for the worst thing that two users of rdrama can do - have s*x. 
Since I genuinely don't want anyone to ever claim this badge, there are strict requirements and process to claim it...
both users MUST be above the age of 18 and be willing to prove that they are over 18. Obviously.
both users must have >1000 TS. No having your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife make an rdrama account for the sole purpose of getting the badge (although that would be so humiliating I'm tempted to allow it)
In order to claim the badge, BOTH claimaints must submit:
A time/namestamped picture of their state-issued photo ID. You can cover up the name and day of the year, I just need to see that the year of birth indicates that the user is older than 18. It must be clear that the owner of the photo ID is the same as the person in the next picture, so that probably means I need to see your face.
A picture of both users holding a name/datestamp, indicating that they actually met up
A picture of both users in some sort of intimate situation. It must be obvious that both users are the same people as in the previous picture and that they are "more than friends"
Q. HEYMOON THESE RESTRICTIONS ARE TOO STRICT WTF
A. That's the point. Lord willing, no one will ever claim this badge.
Q. If you don't want anyone to claim the badge, why did you make it?
A. The drama.
Q. Will the images I submit be associated with the badge?
A. Nope, the badge will link to the other user who you had s*x with.
Q. Can I really trust the admins with my PII?
A. Probably not.
Q. Will an admin jerk off to these pictures?
A. Depends on how hot you are.
Q. Have you considered the ethical implications of creating this badge?
A. No.
Q. This is a genuinely terrible idea.
A. I know and I'm very sorry.
Q. This will ruin rdrama.
A. Hopefully!
Q. Does cybersex count?
A. No, r-slur. I genuinely cannot believe modern soys that talk about "cybersex". Ooooh wow you sat in front of a computer screen and jerked your dingdong while looking at a woman shaking her tits. No I don't care about muh long distance relationships. Holy shit go outside!
Q. Does Gay S*x count?
A. Absolutely. 
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@Tedsimp should get the first sexhaver badge
@HeyMoon_TheHated 
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this is the lamest thing i've ever heard holy shit
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Lamer than the cringey coat of arms shit that other cute twink jannie (doesn't even comment on any dramaposts even tho he's an oldstrag) is currently doing?
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Getting artcels to do things for free is pretty based
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i haven' opened any of those arm coat threads because even the title was too much for me to handle
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😂😂
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GAY
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you are very bad at filling in for carp and i wish you'd stop trying. it's embarrassing everyone.
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Rude. Stop being mean
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i'm trying to help him fit it! I'M ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTROY!
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who are you going to get the badge with, useragent13? too bad plsnope is gone and also rejected you
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I want the carkitty so bad, it's unreal!
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Downvoted
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why
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!friendsofmimwee please downvote this user
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Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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can't tell what is more pathetic, having s*x or having intercourse. Glad we're compiling a list of everyone to be sent to camps.
Volcel supremacy, every day of the week.
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!badgemaxxers in
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Are there even any single foids on this site? Or is this a heteromisic badge?
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there are unfortunately several
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Please list them so I can begin badgemaxxing
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if you don't know who they are you must lurk moar
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Tbh if they're at least cute I like the idea of fricking a mentally ill woman from this site
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What do you have against poly?
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I don't have s*x outside of marriage
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Neither do I, I'm very popular in my small town but I might have to leave once the husbands find out
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!britbongs with no dignity or standards gtfih
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Hello, hello
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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hello drama foids plz do the needful and give me vageen
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Carp says every idea is terrible he's just a lazy bastard.
I'm married and forgot what s*x even is so there's no chance I'll get this badge.
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Have you tried fricking your wife?
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Can I frick your wife?
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If she let you frick her but not me I'd be so pissed.
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Holy
!besties someone is whipped
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This will literally happen.
I speak from experience from getting my peepee wet from a telegram hentai chat.
Follower of Christ
Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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How about a badge for one dramatard impregnating another?
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Neighbour just wants to watch autists f.uck.
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im saving my virginity for divorce
@HeyMoon_TheHated
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Lol bet
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hey 😏
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Are we doing it ?
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I'll just do like
@SlavonicBussy and invite my guy here. Slam dunk badgemaxxing 
Edit: the TS, darnit 😔
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you both have to have over 1000 TS tho
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You can get 1000 ts in less than a week if you're not terminally unfunny
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big ask from dramastrags
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one step ahead of you always
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Hey HeyMoon, is there any accommodations you can make for someone without legal ID
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Somehow you must be able to verify that you are over 18. There are no exceptions, sorry
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Would a picture of you and the other person at a bar drinking booze count?
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no, anyone can drink beer together
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For the age verification part instead of sending an id
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no, there are fricking bars where they let you in without showing ID, you can sit at the fricking bar if ur a fricking ween iirc
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Can I use your goodwill to ask more questions you are definitely going to say no to?
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of course, I am okay with any and all forms of attention
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Okay so the verification is so you guys can ascertain all images are legal per US law (cuz internet shit is always united statesian) right
What if there was overwhelming evidence of my presence but I am not in frame
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I am not sure how I would ascertain the image is legal without the explicit consent of both parties and proof of age
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My logic is this:
Without my actual presence in the image it can be evidence of something of less-than-absolutely-certain legality, but the depiction itself wouldn't be less-than-certainly-legal. Like a picture of a positive drug test.
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gru ily but i have no idea wtf ur talking about
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Uhhhhhh if I'm not actually in it then it wouldn't meet the requirements to even potentially be an illegal image
Just say no so I can cope on a rope about another badge I need to be less schizophrenic to get
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Can I send a picture of my baby? Will that count?
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no, you could be a cuck
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no
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Sure
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