I was watching old Chris Hansen stuff last night and I’d like to talk about pizza

Specifically the pizza Jeff Sokol brought in his episode of Hansen Vs Predator.

You’ll notice he brings a pizza to his meeting with the 13-year-old, as she requested. A pepperoni pizza and some orange juice. That is the best looking pizza I’ve ever seen. Hands down, no question about it, that pizza looks absolutely delicious. And this was in southwest Connecticut, and I’ve just moved from Connecticut, and I’ll likely return for a visit one day and I’d really love to get that pizza.

But they blurred the box.

Fortunately, some other severely neurodivergent man also badly wanted to try the pizza, so he sussed out where it was from somehow despite living in another state, 3-4 hours away. He uploaded a video of him getting the Jeff Sokol Special (not an official menu item).

Over 10,000 pizza and Hansen appreciators have sought out this video and viewed it because goddarn just look at that pizza.

My friend also remembered how good the pizza looked.

And he’s just there munching it while Chris tells him his life is over. Even offers Chris a slice. I think the reason he was so chill is because he realized he wouldn’t have to share it with some zoomer brat, personally.

Planet Pizza has locations in New York and southwest Connecticut. If you can provide a timestamped Planet Pizza receipt with the Jeff Sokol Special, I will give you a very desirable pizza predator badge.

Do you remember Mr. Sokol’s pizza? Please weigh in.