Daddy's not very happy, my little patriot. He's gonna have to give you a good spanking.
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- fine_wesome : I actually did see it on rdrama first
- Freak-Off : Why didn't he do the Pablo Escobar smirk??? He looks angry :(
you saw it on rdrama first
Orange Daddy's mugshot just dropped 
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This is real, lol
https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-georgia-surrender-indictment-08-24-23/index.html
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I mean they did tho, check
the link
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o dam my bad
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It's cool lol I doubted it too
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He is fricking PISSED! The socialists are in the frick around stage right now. Next is the finding out stage. Trans lives matter.
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He is playing 604 dimensional underwater backgammon. The next step in his master plan is dying in jail. After that? He will DRAIN THE SWAMP
He couldnt do it the first time because (((they))) kept making him appoint absolute r-slurs to his administration but this time will be different!
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we are at the point where the
@MAGA2025 account was (hopefully) made to laugh at maggots due to it not even being an election year but then it fell in love with trump anyway. it became trapped in a cyclone of irony so deep no one knows what the frick they were fighting about anymore and then they got serious about the irony. i might be eight levels of irony off though, so idk, frick me.
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It is an election year right now though. Probably the most important election year of our lives. Trans lives matter.
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Trussy the plan
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That's a shoop
https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-election-congress/trump-relents-after-steady-drumbeat-of-fellow-republicans-urge-start-of-biden-transition-idUSKBN28406Z
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sherrif star should be changed to a flag of kazakhistan lmao
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Weird how he's wearing different ties in the two mugshots. Wonder which one is AI generated.
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They didnt weight him, he just told them lmao.
So definitely closer to 250.
By the way, homer simpson, beloved fat-butt and butt of many fat jokes, canonically weights 239. Just to remind you how fat mutts have gotten over the last 30 years
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Overweight but not obese, that's my president
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The best darn Diet Coke advertiser in history!
!sodadrinkers
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He's been on ozempic
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no chance he's less than 250
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In his prime, Muhammad Ali was 6'3" and 214 lbs.
Just for comparison
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Holy frick. Trump seriously has one pound of muscle on muhammad ali? Like, hes got the swagger, but this is still surprising
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It's not the lying I'm mad about, it's that he's not even being plausible with it.
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Kind of his thing
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Right he's at least 218
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6'1 266 confirmed
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Even in lifts, he was noticeably shorter than Obama, who is 6' 1”.
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This is gonna grace so many t-shirts and walls of "based and redpilled" people.
Follower of Christ
Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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I'd buy one tbh, wearing a trump mugshot shirt ironically would be funny
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Literally no one will know what side you're on when you wear a Trump mugshot shirt. Unlimited drama potential.
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Yepp
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I hate rightoids so much it's unreal
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Don't worry man 5th indictment is incoming. Trust the plan 2 more weeks.
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Now THIS is cope
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So cool amerite fellow magapedes!
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Least-Israel defending magaboomer
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Fiscally Left
Socially Right
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When visiting Mackinac during a trip to Michigan a few weeks ago, I went to a tourist trap that was…very full of
stuff (along with other things that appeal to
both rightoids and leftoids - playing both sides so to say).
Whether the owners genuinely believe in orange man, or merely just peddle that stuff to those who do…they're getting a yuge move on to print the tee shirts rn…
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some
probably has a more effort-pilled version of this in both "I Am The Storm" and "Cheetoh Hitler Is Really Fricked Now" flavors going out by 3 am
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One time in Nashville I saw a guy selling both Joe 2024 and "f Joe and the hoe" shirts at the same time. Gotta respect it tbh
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I feel like you could sell this to both leftoids and rightoids. Rightoids will see his mugshot as rebellious and leftoids will see it as embarrassing for Trump. Unless Trump leans into it and wears his mugshot shirt to a rally or something.
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I showed it to my fam and they thought
it was hilarious
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Just crudely photoshop bars over it and lefties will gobble it up
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It's legendary of course they'll buy it
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None of you seem to understand. Trump's not locked in with criminals, criminals are locked in with Trump.
From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.
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His hair is cucking his meme game. The weird lighting would be a strong base for a Terminator edit though.
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Trumps hair is iconic. You could identify it even in complete silhouette. Thats the mark of good character design
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LOCK HIM UP!
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Watchmen but with fat r-slurs. Dark Brandon is Doctor Dementia
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Complete with inconsistently coherent ramblings
Current hyperfixation:
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What do you think prisons are
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“Born from oblivion; bear children, heck-bound as ourselves; go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us.”
-Donald J Trump
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I told you they'd make him look like an orange
I love how you can tell he's trying to look intimidating but he just looks stupid
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i think the pic goes hard tbh
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To be fair its a mugshot. They're usually taken by a webcam from 2007 that's turned around by a fat receptionist at the entrance who couldn't care less.
Image quality and color balance has never exactly been a strong suit of the genre
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Mugshots peaked in the 1920s.
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they had style, if nothing
else
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nah he llook like an incel
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That looks like Ralph Fiennes
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bro my mugshot made me look so sexy I got mega laid after it. But then again maybe foids just like a bad boy who spent a couple weeks in jail because he was too afraid to call his parents to bail him out
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He looks like an old man
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I have news that might shock you
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he looks like he just got his anal cavity
searched.
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This marsey is an AI abomination
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No that's this face
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!chuds its over in so many ways
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Donald Trump Prison Break arc soon
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I took this pic btw
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You are fake news.
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I wonder how Marco got this pic I took
I wonder if he's in some kind of groomercord server
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Groomercordcels OUT OUT OUT
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As a jury member of trumps upcoming trials. I can confirm that northward took the pic
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Wtf Deshaun?
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Wat
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I fricked him first
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Cool picture but why does he have gook eyes
Clinton News Network has been putting out notifications and ejaculating feminine seed all over about every step of this process
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It really is incredible how they've managed to devote 75% of their airtime for the whole week talking about this. I'm not even exaggerating.
Prigozhin's assassination has gotta be one of the biggest news stories of the year and they barely have any time for it because they already planned out what they wanted to cover in advance. Can't let actual news get in the way of the story you want to tell.
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Not really. What's there to say?
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Look here shill cuck, a former president getting arrested and his mugshot taken is NOT newsworthy.
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Look here deplorable, the murder of a guy who the media was hyping up as the destroyer of Putler just two months ago should be given less airtime than what tie Drumpf wears
We all know why the media is so gleeful about Trumps arrest. It's the perfect chance for them to circlejerk endlessly and provide fan service for their leftist audience
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You live in fantasy land.
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Yeah the media kept telling us that Prigozhin was a hero.
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Oh come on, it's been extremely dramatic. After Putin let him go into exile I had no idea what to expect. The obvious thing to do is kill him immediately when he surrendered.
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Pringles dying was so predictable I got the date right.
Dramatic =/= newsworthy. At most this would be like a 2 hour news segment going through how the war has affected the Russian political scene.
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CNN spent several hundred hours talking about that Malaysian airliner that disappeared. If nothing else, they should be hyping this because it's a plane crash.
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Fair, but that was rare, unexpected, and without a clear cause. Leads to interest.
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This was rare, they usually use defenstration. It was also unexpected because Pringles was an r-slur but nobody expected him to be this r-slurred. It does have a clear cause but CNN literally just makes shit up so they could easily have a 3 hour segment on "was it really a SAM or are Russian planes just falling out of the sky? Here from Langley is our correspondent E. Glow. We also have a Professor of Gender Studies from UCLA and some black guy you have never heard of"
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Least Russia sympathetic commie
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Who unchudded you?
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Trans Lives Matter
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He literally assassinates a political opponent every month. How could you not see this coming?
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That's what's so baffling. He kills everyone but he didn't kill Prigozhin immediately.
My guess is one of the conditions of his release was that he keep a low profile. But he drops that video from Africa and Putin decides that's the last straw.
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If it was immediate he would have made a martyr and his troops would sperg.
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Yeah maybe he just needed a few weeks to break up Wagner and scatter their troops around different army units.
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I'm surprised
he lasted, what? 8 weeks?
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Yeah, exactly 2 months.
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I'm over it. they don't need to report
on every stupid 
comment 
this clown 
makes as if its important
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because he's old
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Where have we seen this before?
Trans Lives Matter
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!nonchuds what do we call this level of obsession?
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It already has a name: Trump Derangement Syndrome.
It was never just for leftoids
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Trump
has frick me eyes
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The Aryan grindset.
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You're a
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Have you been white certified yet?
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No one could possibly mistake him for white.
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Suddenly I understand why first nation sisters like
@phedre get mad at randos claiming 1/16th injun blood for clout.
As a 100% mayo, I don't want a self-hating crazy hybrid using MY identity to make their dipshit views more valid
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I'm Inuit, not First Nations goddarn it.
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Don't you have Canadian citizenship though?
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How is it self-hate too take pride in German heritage?
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You take pride in your "heritage", but have you done anything to learn about it other than reading wikipedia articles?
Have you acutally travelled to deutschland? spoken with its people and learned of their customs and traditions?
Have you even been to Oktoberfest and worn the traditional clothing?
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He's probably into scat, does that count?
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Neighbor, @ShreddedChudlet did 4 years in the Air Force. @ShreddedChudlet lived on the Ramstein base in Germany for nearly 3 years, lmao.
I've dated German women, gone through way too much authentic German booze, and been all over the country. @ShreddedChudlet tried tracking down @ShreddedChudlet's mother's family but didn't have much luck.
I've been salary maxing for years too go live in Germany permanently.
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Goyim-boy, even you have too admit @ShreddedChudlet look far more white than Asian (don't look it at all) Quit coping and just admit you're jealous of @ShreddedChudlet's Aryan heritage.
The Third Reich would have used @ShreddedChudlet's pics for propaganda posters.
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You are immediately clockable as Asian, must be hard to see through those slanty eyes.
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Didn't the Reich consider Japs honorary Mayo's anyway
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Pathetic how obsessed you are.
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You're not Jewish, lmfao.
@ShreddedChudlet love Jews, they blow sand BIPOCs up and are pro-capitalism.
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You're a
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he looks like he belongs in a nursing home
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zoz
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They're not gook eyes, he's Melania-maxxing
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He's just squinting, no?
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bc he's addicted to ephedrine
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