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Shit. I had too much wine and I'm buzzed. AMA.

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What are you drinking?

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Aw shit. This is embarrassing, but it's boxed zinfandel.

I'm like the stereotypical wine aunt right now except my favorite wine aunt drinks Fireball and I can't stand that shit.

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Fireball is amazing in hot toddies.

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But not in 70 year old aunts.

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Those are who drink hot toddies though. Gotta fix that cough.

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Oh heck naw. My wine aunt is not some doddering oldster. She goes on overseas trips all the time. She's honestly pretty badass.

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lol I love fireball

And I used to just drink boxed wine but I get free wine pretty regularly now, honestly not fancy enough to tell the difference :marseyshrug:

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I get free wine pretty regularly now

I need to learn the way of your people.

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I work at a nice restaurant where we serve private parties. They usually order a whole bunch of wine of different varieties

Since there's some wine we only sell by the bottle, if they don't finish it then it's already paid for and we can have it. A lot of the time the bottles are almost full so it's not too bad lol

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Like a darn cockroach scurrying over scraps.

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I've never in my life said no to free alcohol and I'm not starting now!

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You sound loose and easy..

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It's not free if I have to whore myself out...

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And the thrifty kind of person you'd like in a mate.

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Don't hate the playa!

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Nah when I drank i didn't give a darn about the subtle tastes of this bourbon or that gin. I drank to get shitfaced nothing else.

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I thought you'd be a Woodford Reserve man or something lol

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Nah I don't drink anymore. I'll be offered nice bourbon at get togethers with friends but I'll sip a tumbler all nite instead of downing one after another. Honestly I'm more of a gin and tonic guy.

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My grandparents loved boxed wine as well. Gets you drunk!

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