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EFFORTPOST (EFFORTPOST) Blue collar worker asks why some people struggle getting interviews since he's gotten 5 interviews from 10 job applications in 2 days causing redditors to :marseyfluffyannoyed: He then mentions the places he's getting interviews from... :derpsnickering:

https://old.reddit.com/r/resumes/comments/16051be/i_dont_get_why_so_many_people_struggle_with

								

								

Part 1 - He posts his resume

https://i.redd.it/lu6eb8v1ihjb1.jpg

Highlight:

Car selling e-course

Design a online course educating students interested in selling cars.

Course was made using Groomercord software


Part 2 - He humble brags on reddit

https://old.reddit.com/r/resumes/comments/16051be/i_dont_get_why_so_many_people_struggle_with

I don't get why so many people struggle with getting interviews. I don't mean to boast, but I've only applied to about 10-13 jobs and I've already got 5 interviews in the span of 48 hours. :marseygigachad:

I'm curious what methods y'all use when applying to jobs. Do you just apply and wait? Or do you take initiative call them to follow up ? :marseygigachad:

What is this post even. Ok congrats? Darn. If you're genuinely curious you could have asked how are people approaching their job search, or read through the many posts. Or as others said, share your wise amazing interview-getting knowledge then? :marseyraging:

Bros got interviews with Herbalife, Amway, Mary Kay, Avon, and Primerica :marseyill:


Part 3 - He brags on reddit about his 7 interviews lined up but takes the 1st job he interviews for

https://old.reddit.com/r/resumes/comments/161w0mu/so_i_had_7_interviews_lined_up_and_i_ended_up/jxuapyn

based on your recent posts; resume, lots of interviews, quick hire process etc. Sounds like you got a job at an MLM. :marseysmug2:

What is a MLM :marseygigaretard:

https://old.reddit.com/r/resumes/comments/161w0mu/so_i_had_7_interviews_lined_up_and_i_ended_up/jxui6z0

Be careful though, research that the company is not an MLM or a devilcorp, they all advertise marketing jobs but it's essentially sales. :marseyreading:

If I were you, I would still try to do the rest of the interviews. :marseyreading:

I researched them, they are legit. :marseyclueless:

Check their name to see if it shows up on /r/devilcorp sub. :marseyreading:

Not on there . And I'm playing shinobi striker rn :marseygigachad:

https://old.reddit.com/r/resumes/comments/161w0mu/so_i_had_7_interviews_lined_up_and_i_ended_up/jxvs1fv

What company is this? Because honestly this seems really suspicious, particularly given the resume you posted recently that was full of copy-edit errors... :marseysmug2:

Green marketing group :marseyclueless:

Isn't that the group that puts people in Costco to sell electric service and whatnot? :marseyconfused:

Part 4 - We take a quick look at Green marketing group

https://www.greenmgroup.com/index.html

This is the shadiest website I have ever seen. They literally don't even list what the frick they even sell :#marseylaugh:

The "GREEN" in Green Marketing Group stands for growth. One of the founders quit making 80k a year with 401k and benefits to help start this company that now generates millions in revenue, shares 50% to 60% of the company's profit to employees and hires talented and ambitious people, while providing high-paying jobs, careers, valuable leadership skills, and entrepreneurship opportunities.

Isn't that literally just paying people :#marseyclapping:

GMG has the privilege to work with some of the top Fortune 500 Companies in the nation. Our exclusive clientele and partnerships is what separates us from other companies, while our proven marketing approach is why elite clients come to us instead of the competition and continue to do business.

We have a privacy disclosure with our clients...which means we can not disclose who they are or what we do for them publicly.

:#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl:

An employee doesn't have to pay us anything (except their time and effort).

:#marseybruh2::#marseyxd:

https://old.reddit.com/r/resumes/comments/161w0mu/so_i_had_7_interviews_lined_up_and_i_ended_up/jxvyaim

"posts all the red flags about green marketing whatever"

Alright thank you. What about this other company called unlimited ad group :marseyclueless:

i know you're young but you have to be resourceful and help yourself. thats how you're going to learn. start by looking at their glassdoor for reviews. read their website, what learn about what they actually sell or do. dont just look at their pretty group photos, that means nothing. next just start googling and learning how to identify a good company from a bad one. within 2 min of looking at this company's glassdoor i would easily pass. :marseydab:

look i hate to be a downer, but theres a reason why the job market is bad. i know you're happy bc you got a lot of interviews, but they're at shit companies. Idk how you got them. these all seem to be very entry level, stand outside sales jobs. try to apply at actual companies that exist or if its a start up, then one that can actually tell you what the frick they do. and also look up what an MLM is so you avoid joining one.:marseydab:

you seem like you want to work in tech so why not apply for social media marketing positions, even if they are very low entry level.:marseydab:

or if you have time, study for Comptia A+ certs to help you break into the field. you can get that cert studying materials from udemy.com for like $15 when they have a sale, take your test and just search indeed "comptia A+" and there are actual jobs that can get you experience being technical support for a small-mid sized company :marseydab:

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>2 month long 'job' where you list yourself as 'Owner/Freelance'. Job duties are cold-calling people who don't want to hire you

>Failed dropshipping store

>Walmart

That has to be one of the more r-slurred resumΓ©s I've read.

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more r-slurred resumΓ©s I've read.

I don't know. My 19 year old cousin asked for help on his resume and he had his preschool listed on it

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I put weightlifting on mine

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The virgin preschool resume

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vs. the chad weightlifter resume

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Unironically beneficial, shows you can stick with it.

When it comes to extracurriculars you can basically put whatever r-slurred shit you want, we recently hired a junior lawyer (foid) who had weightlifting on her resume and she seems good so far. Others I remember off the top of my head include fishing (assumed he was patient and not a leftoid), wargaming (assumed nerd, was right, thats a good thing), painting (similar to fishing), whatever the frick pickleball is (at least they go outside), skiing (ditto but also might be rich, which is a plus), fricking cricket (same), and one absolute turbochad who literally put anime on there and we still interviewed him.

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Pickleball is the North Wests gift to man as foretold by God

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I wish I could share all the resumes I recieve from :marseytunaktunak: trying to get jobs working in American tech.

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At least give us a few details. :#marseybeanpleading:

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Ever see someone claiming to have a dozen master's degrees? Or a perfect TOEFL score while not being able to write two cohesive sentences in a row? Or linking to a GITHUB that's entirely poorly optimized stolen code? Or having multiple people submit the same resume? A hundred published papers, all in for-profit fake journals? Frick, even the ones who we're willing to at least interview tend to obviously cheat the moment we ask them to solve simple problems. Completely different person talking on the phone vs video calls.

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>average indian job applies

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What would you say about one that said:

"5 years working the warehouse at Footlocker"

"2 year experience as a 'Display Manager' for Safeway"

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10 years experience correcting online rightoid misinformation.

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:marsey#based:

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Wow that's exactly the skillset our corporation needs. How does 2mil a year sound?

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I would at least think this this is someone who will actually show up

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  • didn't get fired for being actively hi at work

is actually a pretty good selling point anymore

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:#boomermonstertalking:

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"I'm not like other zoomers" would definitely be a selling point

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I knew a girl a while back that was probably unironically redacted. She had a huge crush on me but everytime she texted she either just got a job or was fired, including Walmart and a grocery store


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did you hit?

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No


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