While /pol/ is now exclusively a schizo playground, but one psycho named "laseranon" has stuck out to people recently with his decidedly evil ramblings focused on permanently blinding people with high powered lasers.
He claimed to have blinded federal police officers during the 2020 protests in Portland (which news orgs claim did happen), and his youtube channel did show him in possession of laser rifles capable of instantly roasting retinas.
Aside from an informative video essay on laser weapons, most of the channel is typical incoherent short form vids celebrating Killdozer and Uncle Ted. No way he wasn't already on a list.
Anyway at the start of this year, he invited another anon to stay at his house in Alaska (he doxxed himself freely as he believed himself to somehow be above the law, or just desperately wanted to die in a last stand with police). The anon passed out drunk, so he burnt a peepee into his forehead (with a laser) and contemplates killing him.
Fast forward to today: https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2023/08/24/motive-remains-unclear-in-dillingham-double-homicide
That distinctive weapon is a 9mm he posted on /pol/ with the phrase "absolution" carved into it. See the face of a real psycho here:
/pol/ discusses why the ultra jew hating anti-fed warrior is actually nothing like them here: https://archive.ph/NU0Mg
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Jewish and i live in anchorage. Fricker didn't get me
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He literally looks like
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P-do marsey needs to be renamed to ed kemper marsey.
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I guess he wasn't satisfied with his 3d printed lower after all
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darn I gotta get up there asap
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Man I remember seeing his posts way back then, I just thought
he liked lasers didn't know he blinded pigs and was an actual psycho 
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He didn't fry them with a giant lazer? Boring...
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And he's in these threads all like "cops won't frick with me, I have energy weapons"
Then why use a 9mm like a complete normiestrag?
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Probably for the same reason that many low score mass shooters leave explosives/better guns and ammo at home, then get surprised
after running out of ammo with 3 kills.
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So let me get this straight, a guy goes on an anonymous message board to do aggravated fedposting but he makes sure to dox himself and the gun he's going to use in a murder. This does sound like someone who wanted to suicide by cop but at the last moment didn't have the guts.
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This is just how stupid a criminal needs to be to actually be caught.
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I think he's just r-slurred. He murdered them and dumped the weapon Sopranos style before fleeing, and the gun was the one he posted online.
Just too unhinged to consider the future when doing things.
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But it says that he called the cops on himself
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After he left. The articles worded weirdly but they found him by the gun.
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why did he call the cops tho
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Because he's an unhinged attention whore
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Same reason homeless people throw their turds at white women
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I'm surprised the other anon didn't murder him after he lasered a peepee into his forehead tbh.
Would have stopped whatever this is from happening too.
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Seriously thats frickin insane. I guess he was glad he didnt blind him in his sleep tho. Probably drugged him too if he was that out
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Is this really the right place to post this? Is this how you spend your Saturdays? If so, I'm not at all surprised.
I can't believe normal users have to explain the rules to a moderator of a subreddit of 800k+, you'd think of all the redditors here, we'd have some decent moderation. Thank GOD, that /r/SubredditDrama has a userbase that is capable of policing themselves.
This has nothing to do with SRD, consider posting your inane, unfunny "meme" posts somewhere else.
Anyone else feel that this guy keeps overstepping his bounds?
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news orgs claim did happen:
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his youtube channel:
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he burnt a peepee into his forehead (with a laser) and contemplates killing him.:
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https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2023/08/24/motive-remains-unclear-in-dillingham-double-homicide:
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https://archive.ph/NU0Mg:
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