My name is Xyzz, and I love every single one of you. All of you are fat, big-brain, socialites who spend every second of their day looking at funny butt cats. You are everything based in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten bussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of redditors because of their own r-sluration, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even more dramatic than arguing with chuds in real life.
Don't be a stranger. Hit me with your best shot. I was captain of the fitness club, and co-captain of the nutrition club. What healthy habits do you practice, other than "Ritalin scripts to manage my ADHD"? I also get cis A's, and have a banging hot jawline (I just crushed a handfull of dry almonds; Shit was SO coin). You are all unhealthy twinks who should just keep yourselves safe. Frick you for reading this.
Pic related: It's me and my gainz
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Aren't you dead?
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I am a spirit who has taken over this tree,
@89wc is a magic tree and is allowing me to channel myself through them. But I am only a shard of my original self, my whole spirit has been scattered across the globe.
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Wasn't he fed up with fame? Maybe he faked his death?
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