Epicurious says “Eat the bugs, goy!”

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You WILL eat the bugs. You WILL live in the pod, and you WILL be happy.

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I can’t wait until vegans and bug eaters evolve into a new species that is acceptable for humans to eat.

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Why do r-slurs lump vegans in with bug eaters?

Bugs aren’t vegan.

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All of the ethical-eating strags deserve to be lumped together, and eaten by those higher up the food chain.

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Bug eaters aren’t advocating eating bugs for animal welfare, they’re fat r-slurs who aren’t willing to give up meat, no actual convictions.

What’s the difference between some soy goblin eating bugs, a Chinaman eating dog, or an Amerimutt eating cows?

It’s all unnecessary death, based centrists are all vegan agendaposters like me.

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they’re fat r-slurs

So are vegans, your point?

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Just eat that shit raw like Bear Grylls

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Tobacco worm??? Those things are fricking huge and gross.

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You heard me goy, eat the bug.


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Frick no I got possums and coons I'd eat before any bug.

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Wtf you can’t just say coons.


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Why is this such a rightoid meme?

I've had hormigas (aka 'fat butt ants') before. They weren't bad: bit like crunchy popcorn kernels. Supposedly an aphrodisiac too, but the hormigas didn't make me very much hornier.

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It's because its being pushed as the cure to "global warming"

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That's just cope. There's no cure for global warming without a time machine.

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Flummoxes me that they like, don't just shill chicken and rabbit.

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I have no idea, I just think its funny. I’ve had crunchy smoked worms served with mezcal before. Pretty good and I had no idea what they were until I asked the bartender.


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Because globohomo is peddling eating bugs as planet saving measure. I have eaten tacos with crickets and they tasted good but I wouldnt want my diet to be bug based tbh

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You are literally subhuman if you enjoy eating bugs 🤢

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You know, this comment was posted from the wrong alt. I have to keep my fetish separate from my other accounts specifically because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ATTRACTED TO SHARKS AND THAT HAS NO BEARING ON THIS ARGUMENT. This is fricking 2017 it shouldn't even have to be said, but FRICK!!!!! What does have bearing on this argument is objective facts. Facts like: a low shoulder to waist ratio being attractive on human females. Facts like: juicer bullies like you are what's wrong with the world of fitness. Facts like: you and your little "fitnesscirclejerk" buddies are too busy staring at men's asses to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you frick her on a cold, windy cape cod beach. Facts like: you're too busy thinking about the gym and where you're gonna get your next steroid fix to realize that I'm on seddit learning stuff that's gonna help ME get the girl of YOUR dreams. Wake up, bud. Your a frickin' pathetic excuse of a man. I might not be as big as you. I might never be as big as you cuz I have too much honor to stick a needle in my butt. But I'm twice the man you'll ever be, sharktits and all.


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