Hecko lovelies,

You may remember daddy Chad for his previous banger surveying constructed language groomercords. We discussed lovely and pretty things like baiting chuddies to do an accidental nazism , and posting generous amounts of toki pona (that is to say, neurodivergent pig latin ) using our best friend ChatGPT.

Daddy's been busy with another ol' scoop, and you beautiful people deserve to know. Without further ado...

We're still talking about the same small group of groomercords here. Servers dedicated to the obscure invented language Toki Pona - a toy language you can pick up in a couple evenings, and have plenty of entertainment as you watch cute twinks on Groomercord eat each other alive. Daddy Chad learned this - you should, too ;)

Our stage today is the largest groomercord around on the subject, "Ma Pona pi Toki Pona".

Part 1: Moderation bangers

What is this Toki Pona groomercord server , you may ask? You have come to the right place - your daddy will answer. Here are a few of the kinds of people you will encounter on a playful romp through the community:

As you can see, the target audience is very far from the average dramachad, who is instead deeply neurodivergent and perverted . (Ladies , call me)

Quick toki pona lesson time!

Jaki (pronounced "yucky" ) - gross, disgusting

How do you moderate a community of such mature , well-adjusted people?

The heroic mods manage well.

The iron mop of justice removes rulebreakers swiftly and with not more than one sentence of explanation.

But sometimes even one sentence is too much.

Have you spotted it yet? Racism is a big problem in the constructed language community. Out of 120 words in Toki Pona, 28 can be used to say BIPOC . That's more than in English!

How are they fighting racism?

This user with a avatar is the server's biggest advocate for Toki BIPOnians.

: Read these five scientific articles to keep your place in our hobby server

Is the approach working?

The mop of justice works overtime. Even despite providing ample links to information, our moderation team is heavily stressed by constant banning of racists.

Something must be done - it is decided. There are too many white moderators.

: This moderator did not use his platform to elevate BIPOC opinions. He will be... removed

: Wordswordswords. I'm technically not white BTW...

: I'm white... so take my opinion with a grain of salt... but...

If it were up to me, the second one should be banned . Upmarsey if you agree. Upmarsey if you disagree. Daddy's gonna buy a lottershe ticket.

A BIPOC pipes up. He has things to say.

: How come mayos don't listen when I try to educate on how bad they are... They prefer to talk to others

gotta , what can Daddy say. Just ban 'em ;)

A brave soul volunteers to fix the problem!

On the condition that the rules do not apply to him , of course.

But others are more jaded.

: It's like, it's bad vibes, man. Like, the energy isn't there, yaknow?

Now that we've introduced our heroes, Daddy will share some brewing drama with you. This part is a little low-effort - perhaps we'll see more of it soon?

Part 2: State v. Chudi Pona

In his previous scoop, Daddy alleged to having gotten exclusive access to a small, but lively chud Toki Pona server.

His little infiltrations have started bearing delicious fruit

Recently, some people taking care of some dictionary announced a big survey. Who uses which words? Toki pona has 125 - some people like to cheat a little . Maybe add a new one just for yourself and buddies , maybe add a dozen? Fascinating, truly fascinating .

As it so happens, daddy Chad had a good friend inside of the inner machinations ! The channel was invite-only, so do forgive the lack of Daddy's sharp wit and insight into the situation ;)

We'll visit those funny characters in a next effortpost by Daddy. For now...

The results just came out! And chuds began seething in their little chud server - so Daddy got his shit together, pushed his prolapse back in, and got to collecting seethe as soon as he heard ;)

Why are little Chuddies seething? You see, the little meme wordie they used between themselves did not get accepted into the dictionary for lack of notability.

Let's see now. What is going on in their server?

enepi, our word of the day, was originally coined in this Reddit post.

For those afraid of catching an STD from the link, Daddy got you.

Since then, the wordie experienced a surge of niche popularity, fueled by memes and the weekly 'toss - and the fact that it adds a 29th way to say BIPOC in toki pona.

: NOOO HOW COULD THIS HAPPENINO WE BANDED TOGETHER WITH OUR FRENSSSS

We'll leave more DAJOOOOZ content until the next effortpost. Daddy's got some ;)

Quick toki pona lesson time!

Lon is that emoji

: NOOO RIGGED

: This is why I'm an antivaxxer

That being said, 14 out of 868 is a least 1%... how do we explain that?

The answer is simple.

!chuds !nooticers, get in here, Daddy's friend helped us solve the mystery.

Response count the day before closing:

Response count after closing:

Who's gonna tell them, kittens?