Went out for drinks with friends. Probably shouldn't have 4 long islands while waiting for food because because now I have to Uber tomorrow to pick up my car after getting shit faced. I have work but I'll just call in sick for the next couple days since I really don't feel like working. Hopefully I take enough sick days to get fired so I can get out of this shit job.
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Being fat means I get significantly less sexual harassment than if I were thin. Fat people are harder to roofie and haul out of a public place. You'd need, like, 6 people to get my dead weight out the door, someone will for sure notice that and ask questions. Fat people are harder to kidnap. Staying fat means I don't have to worry about any of that.
And for all of you talking about heart disease (which I don't have) and all the other, βBuT yOu'Ll DiE sOoNeR.β First off, I don't have retirement, I have student loan debt instead, nor do I own a house or have kids. Already did the math and I can't financially afford to exist much past the age of 65. Also, have you seen the effects of climate change??? Shit's about to get dystopian bad over the next few decades, why tf would I wanna be around for that??
So imma eat the food that tastes good and if you have a problem with that, that's fine cause I wasn't planning on sharing it with you anyway π
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