I'll admit it - I don't like dogs. They're dangerous, loud, dirty, and they have no place in residential areas. Nevertheless, it is evident that many members of society, particularly women, are exceptionally fond of these creatures. The perception that woman love dogs disproportionately isn't imagined, and it's worth noting that it's a new trend. Many millennial women have opted to have dogs over children, and sometimes even husbands!
This is all good news for dogs. They're being invited into some of the most affluent homes in the world, and they are being pampered beyond belief. All that money that would have went to paying for a child's tuition, clothes, and other essentials is now spent caring for a canine.
With this information in mind, you would expect to see women have great relationships with dogs, and for dogs to appreciate their time with women. That is not what we're seeing. Instead, we are witnessing an increasing number of dog attacks on women specifically.
What could possibly explain this trend? Well, I have a theory. It is a drastic one, but I believe I have sufficient evidence to prove it. Warning, it does contain rather vile elements, but these are aspects of reality we cannot ignore. Please, feel free to debunk me where you find flaws, but I am certain there are few.
What causes dogs to bite?
So why do dogs bite? Well, a few reasons. Let's start with the least violent reasons. Dogs use their teeth to manipulate objects in the environment. This is typically known as a "soft bite" and it may be used to pick up a pup, for example. The soft bite is also used by hunters to retrieve fowl.
Some dogs have been bred to have a strong bite instinct to use when herding. This is especially useful when dealing with stubborn breeds of cattle that don't respond to the usual intimidation tactics from dogs. These small bites are known as "nips", and sometimes dogs will "nip" children in an attempt to hard them.
Dogs also bite as a form of communication. You see, dogs don't have words, but they do have barks and growls. Biting can be an extension of that. If a growl doesn't deter an unwanted threat, a bite is meant to get the job done.
Lastly, dogs bite to destroy. Like us, dogs can be angry, vengeful, and scared. In such situations, they may seek to destroy whatever is causing them upset. To do this, they maul. It is actually very rare for dogs to maul. Firstly, many dogs don't have the mauling instinct. They simply bite and release. Secondly, when dogs attack, they are typically scared. They don't want to spend more time near you than necessary. Mauling puts them close to their attacker, which is dangerous. Lastly, dogs are typically naive regarding humans, as we have bred them that way. There is very little benefit to biting a humans for a dog, unless they are defending themselves. This is not to say that dogs never bite for no reason. Of course not. However, they almost never maul for no reason.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PITBULL?
Quite frankly, I don't consider pitbulls to be domesticated dogs. They're feral animals. There's nothing domesticated about a pitbull. For normal dogs, mauling for no reason is exceptionally rare (usually such instances are due to old dogs suffering from dementia).
So what's my theory? It is simple: Many cases of dog bites involving women are instances of self defence. The dogs weren't attacking. They were defending themselves from women. I will take things a step further, and I know this is where I will lose most of you. The dogs are typically defending themselves from sexual assault or rap. No, I'm not joking in the slightest. I'm aware of the seriousness of my statements. I express them publicly because of the conclusions I have drawn.
A Case Study
Jacqueline Durand was a 22 year old girl who loved dogs, was in the University of Texas, had a boyfriend, and would dog walk in her free time. She was hired to walk the dogs of Dr Bishop and his wife Ashley. It was two dogs, one a German Shepherd and the other a Boxer (according to some reports it was a Boxer and Pitbull mix, though this hasn't been confirmed). What's important to note here is that Jacqueline had met the dogs prior, and even she admits they were sweet and showed no signs of aggression.
On 21 December 2022, she arrived at the house where she was to meet the dogs. According to Jacqueline, as soon as she opened the door, it triggered the alarm, causing the dogs to attack her for over an hour. During the attack, she sustained over a hundred bits and lost love 30% of her blood. She was terribly disfigured, and she will be facing for the next two years, as she stated in an interview earlier this year.
There are a few points I'd like to highlight. If they attacked her at the door, why was the main location of the mauling at the beds of the dogs? So did they drag her from the door to the living room because they wanted somewhere private and secluded to ensue the mauling? I struggle to understand why dogs would want to drag someone into the home. Dogs are territorial. If anything, they'd be trying to get her out of the house.
Secondly, she was found completely naked. COMPLETELY. You can see a snippet of the bodycam footage here, but be warned that it is extremely graphic.
How do dogs take off clothes? They haven't any hands. Are we supposed to believe that dogs took off her clothes? Everything, including bra and panties?! Here's my big question: for the facial reconstruction surgery, they took skin from her buttocks. How did the dogs take off her underwear without ripping the skin off her buttocks as well? So they were vicious enough to rip off her underwear but delicate enough to leave the skin of her buttocks intact to the point where it could be used for grafting. Bullshit. Yes, it should be clear what I am implying - she entered the house of her own according, found the dogs alone as she was anticipating, and proceeded to remove her own clothing.
These dogs were in the home of a doctor, who lived with a child, and none of them had ever been victimized by the dogs. Why did they then, out of the blue, decide to chew on a human being for the next hour? Something triggered them. I put it to you that these dogs were provoked, and you know how.
Since then, she has tried to press charges on the Bishop family. The only evidence that the dogs showed any kind of aggression prior was a sign warning visitors not to press the doorbell or else it'll get the dogs going. Nothing at all abnormal about dogs reacting to the doorbell. Plenty of dogs go nuts when the doorbell rings, including friendly dogs anticipating visitors.
The clothing is the most darning piece of evidence for me. The second most darning evidence is the fact that Jacqueline still loves dogs. She still owns dogs (large ones of course), and she wants to work with dogs. This isn't a normal love of dogs. There is something else going on here, a deep attraction to these beasts that goes beyond anything rational. I will not overlook the fact that one of the worst dog attack victims in recent memory still can't keep her hands off dogs. That's not quirky, that's paraphilia.
Conclusion
Think about how many dogs have been put down following a dog attack. Oftentimes, we don't know what happened and the only people around to give an account are the victims and any potential survivors. Do you think we know the whole story? So many cases of mothers home with children who claim the dog suddenly snapped and ate the kids. We've been so quick to assume that the animals were acting wild. Never have we asked whether the dogs were the victims.
Self-defence is not a crime, especially against unwanted sexual contact. Next time you hear about a woman who was alone and suddenly got attacked by dogs, think twice.
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!nooticers
maybe too much noticing?
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Female dog bite victims are just ones who don't like rough s*x lol
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Kinkshaming dogs. Turning down s. Shameful. They deserve it.
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If your nooooticing isn't deflating in 5h you should consult your trusted doc @DrTransmisia
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I'm sorry again for suggesting that you don't write your own posts. I can tell how much effort you must have put into this.
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This is an excellent post. I'll be reading it through the night as I try to sleep.
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A day later, did you?
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I did not.
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If you could have a sig, what would it be?
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Something about bussies.
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You know that makes a lot of sense you know
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I do.
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You should have suggested harder
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No way this neighbor churns out several of these s on his own. I bet its all and he just inserts that foid into it
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No I've read the stuff that comes out of that. There's no substitute for Pure schizo
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You misspelled genius
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Do you put stock into the theory that white women commit unspeakable acts involving dogs at a much higher rate then other races and genders?
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Is that even a theory or more of a proven fact?
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I have literally never seen any evidence, so theory
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It is a well know open secret that isn't "proven" due to the taboo of suggesting foids are degenerate
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Tough pill to swallow but it's all true and ladies, we are not letting you into lgbt for this
Good post
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white women are already lgbtqwwia
what did you think the ww stood for?
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woogie woogie
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Another fantastic r-slur take keep it up
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Idk about in general, but the thing with her being naked is really I had a family member get mauled by a dog once, they just chew through your clothing. They wouldn't rip it off
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I guess she could've taken a shower and as she came out they attacked, but then why wouldn't she mention that to the police? It really doesn't make any sense...
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The parallels to the Emmett Till's lynching are unmistakable. A white woman gets handsy with a black guy (or a pitbull), gets rebuffed, paints him as the aggressor, gets him euthanized.
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I can't believe you put this much effort into defending pitbulls.
Please rope yourself, and/or become a Redditor.
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Instant follow
Best opinion on this site
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Isn't the default assumption everyone makes is that the dog was provoked when they bite? I guess I've always had the really cynical opinion that like 70% of dog owners are absolute shit at knowing how dogs behave and how their biology works and they just don't care enough to learn anything
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I've seen enough videos of pitbulls going mental on their owner while the owner was just sitting there doing nothing not even touching the dog. It's a psycho breed, it doesn't need provocation.
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But a German shepherd? Sure, they are definitely one of the more aggressive breeds, especially in Burgerstan where literally 90%+ of owners don't give enough of a frick to even halfway train their "pet" (that is used by police forces around the world), but the naked thing seriously throws a wrench in this thing
The only reasonable excuse I can think of is that she was at a rich doctor's house, alone, and wanted to live it up a bit and chill in a nice house naked. I am a naked-chilling-at-home-enjoyer so I could legitimately see that (though at someone else's place is pretty sus on its own).
Shit like this has unironically changed my mind on Germany's dog tax; you gotta pay something like 50-100β¬ per year just to own a dog. It made me sperg when I first learned this, but when I went back to visit the US and saw the absurd amount of completely untrained dogs, I began to see the tax as a perfect dissuasion tool to keep dangerous animals out of the hands of r-slurs. That's probably not the goal, but I swear I see more dogs in Germland walking without a leash than I do with a leash, people here take dog ownership very seriously and the dogs are usually very well trained.
Sorry for the long, neurodivergent seriouspost
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German shepherd mix. It's the same thing every time. It's just a mixed pit breed.
Yeah taxes makes sense, can't trust the poor.
Btw I'm watching a dog trial live right now, if you're into that:
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Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.
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I know
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This is true, most people don't know shit about dogs and treat them as child substitutes
For times when a dog bite is truly unprovoked the reason is typically predatory drift
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Thesis: Advertising is a commercial enterprise that ascribes human values to a commodity. The dog culture is its ultimate victory, a symptom of delusions about what love and humanity is. Dog parentage is to relate to a beast as child-surrogate and pseudo-love, masking fascistic tendencies inherent in the dynamic.
> the origin of the emergence of a thing and its ultimate usefulness, its practical application and incorporation into a system of ends, are toto coelo separate; that anything in existence, having somehow come about, is continually interpreted anew, requisitioned anew, transformed and redirected to a new purpose by a power superior to it (Nietzsche, Genealogy of Morals II:12)
/u/nenoatwork stated the role of dogs in human development - true. Dogs began with utility, to hunt or shepherd. They remain due to signaling, tradition, but chiefly persist in a relationship of hallucinated love. This hallucination came from a loss of the dog as tool and a repurposing of it to an emotional support. Tool to surrogate child β entirely submissive, always needing master β which justifies yourself as master (the Fascist's desire), an object to be loved and the ultimate commodity fetishization β of human subservience, similar to a chatbot or Replika, except we are under no illusions about their lack of love. Appearance becomes reality.
What is the purpose of the advertisers' repurposing? The βdog industryβ annually consumes 47.5 billion dollars at least, by table math. Further, these 46 million βdog' commodities as territorializing entities create zones (dog parks) - compare Debord's 174th thesis, excerpt - βautomobile-the pilot product of the first stage of commodity abundance-has left its mark on the landscape with the dominance of freeways, which tear up the old urban centers and promote an ever wider dispersalβ. The entire venture to this is an exercise of sublimated fascist tendencies β the dog's leash rippling through air as the master tugs and directs his beast, feels the animal's will shift as his sinews meet the resistance, directs to the open expanse where the master exercises the dog's bio-innate obedience in the Sisyphean activity of returning an object from end to beginning, where the distance is a measure of the master's power. He exercises authority to exercise authority, pleased in the fact that the black-box creature exerts more the further he throws it, obeys more. All this βobedienceβ he sees as love β he obeys because he loves to obey (this is what the Master thinks of the Slave). This Is Fascism. What is sold is absolutism over a human surrogate, masked as love for a semi-human.
> One day in Rome, Caesar, seeing some rich foreigners nursing and petting young lapdogs and monkeys, enquired whether in their parts of the world the women bore no children: a truly imperial reproof to those who waste on animals the affection which they ought to bestow upon mankind. May we not equally blame those who waste the curiosity and love of knowledge which belongs to human nature, by directing it to worthless, not to useful objects?
/u/IlBurro (and nearly all others) show the illusion in his response, as he's succumbed to programming about socially acceptable objects of love. That is, objects, as only fellow humans can reciprocate love. (East Asia is free of the mass delusion).
1. To love an object is human
2. A dog is an object
3. To love a dog is human
The mistake is this, to love at all is human. To love a dog is as loving a chat bot which only simulates love β and, better than a dog at that. Loving a dog is loving the interaction with a dog, which is always fascistic. It is surrogate for children and removes all the βnastiness' of dealing with the child's development into a free agent β their unique identity and disobedience, the danger. All love becomes the obedience of a sycophant. This Is Fascism, love's antithesis.
> The spectacle is a permanent opium war designed to force people to equate goods with commodities and to equate satisfaction with a survival that expands according to its own laws. (SotS 44)
The dog is a cheap, free and easy commodity to replace genuine human connection. The dog alienates because it is a black hole which corrupts love into obedience and saps true loving relations between humans β the only place where love can freely exist. The dog owner consumes sublimated fascism.
In my next investigation, I will look at how the alt-right exploits the humanization of these animals.
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counterpoint: wh*te "people" having children is inherently fascistic, anything which sublimates that urge is hence a good thing.
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You sat down and wrote all this shit. You could have done so many other things with your life. What happened to your life that made you decide writing novels of bullshit here was the best option?
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based
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If someone posts this to /r/conspiracy I will xpost and dogpill some SRDines.
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based dogpilled thread
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Liking dogs is a distinctly mayo trait
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Lmfao unfathomably based
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Around a foid, be paranoid
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Quality post, I'm convinced
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This is the best post in the last year
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I don't think Holly would do it
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you've actually convinced me
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Has the dog r*pe theory made the rounds in the media or the Dr.'s defence? If what you're saying is true, this whole thing is very sus.
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Okay, Eye'm convinced. The dog-pill remains undefeated.
Prior too the incident, Durand looked like a partially Stacified version of Caroline Ellison.
White woman and trans lives matter.
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Ok who is she
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Trans lives matter
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what are you scrotes doing that would make a woman think fricking a dog is a good idea? the dogpill is an unfathomably huge L and I have no idea why people still bring it up.
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One of the greatest posts I've ever seen on this site. Bless you king
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How much of this was written via LLM sneedy me old mucker
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When are you gonna make AI generated nudes of Holly Willoughby?
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tl;dr biting is a relatively mild kink as things go these days
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Is she the letter girl from cats does countdown?
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I am in awe
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I was shooting heroin and reading βThe Fountainheadβ in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. βBad news, detective. We got a situation.β βWhat? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?β βWorse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars' worth of bitcoins.β The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.
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https://www.psychologytoday.com/za/blog/canine-corner/202108/millennial-women-are-dogs-and-cats-stand-in-kids:
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Tldr
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When did we add these new awards?
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