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New Bible Translation!

I originally posted this to the 'christian' forum, but it appears that satanic fear of the good word which our work, with god's help, will cure has infiltrated that place too.

I have had revealed to me the Truth and the way of GOD, and I will be creating a new trans-lation of the bible, one chapter per day which reveals the majesty and wonder of god's way, emphasizing god's love and acceptance of trans women. I welcome you to join me for discussion and celebration below. My current plan is to interpolate between the new ameriKKKan bible, which I've read, the king james bible, which is said to be poetic, and my divine revelation (I'm forgetful and need the others to prompt me.) Each chapter will be posted as a comment to the preceding chapter. A separate comment will be made detailing changes, and rational with each chapter.

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The Bible

Chapter 1- Genesis

1 God saw heavens and earth and made them so

2 From swirling chaos Per force gave order

3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

4 And God knew and loved its good and threw back the blackness

5 And God built sky, land and sea, and smiled on it

6 And God said, Let my earth bring forth fecund fruit and green grass

7 And the earth bloomed: and God saw that it was good.

8 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

9 And God put stars in the heavens, and the sun in the day to see and know Per world by.

10 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

11 And God filled the waters with life, and blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

12 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

13 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creatures, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after: and it was so.

14 And God made the beast of the earth, and cattle, and every thing that creeps upon the earth: and Per saw that it was good.

15 And God said, I shall make humans in my form, and give them dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth.

16 So God created us and gave us the manly and womanly in God's form

17 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moves upon our earth.

18 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

19 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creeps upon our earth, wherein there is life, I have given all for your appetites: and it was so.

20 And God saw every thing that Per had made, and it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

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Line 1 is changed from passive to active voice. There is no impartial observer above God observing God, and introducing God, not as the principle actor and mover, but as a character to be observed, and the emphasis on his actions rather than his motive goes against the whole spirit of the thing. Surprising even uninspired followers of God had not made this realization, but one can see in such formulaic translation their commitment to 'following the 'right' steps' rather than successfully executing god's will and being rewarded by its goodness in the real world. A similar motivation for my excommunication by this site's somewhat fallen Christian leadership, which one hopes will be soon driven off.

The creation of the heavens and day are reduced in detail, emphasizing God's pursuit of goodness and vision, rather than needing to tarry introducing modern people to the concept of day, night, and the sky. Perhaps past people needed these, but modern people have google earth. The same with creation processes of life. The important thing is God's vision and creative impulse, not every single type of thing.

God's creation of people is changed from 'Man' which may cause dysphoria or repression, and besides inaccurate as the bible clearly states God is making all people after God's image, leading one to imagine God as masculinity incarnate rather than 'Peopleness' (that element different from animals which must be what god gives in God's form) incarnate.

God's pronouns are changed to God rather than He. We don't want people confusing God with their abusive dad or 'daddy' and such types already claim the 'He' pronoun. For now, I use a Per pronoun, emphasizing God's form of 'personness' which is shared with us. I may switch back to God as a pronoun if it seems to lower Per too much.

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That was a mistake. You're about to find out the hard way why.

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