Thank fricking Christ my parents are in town and took my niece so I can just drink frick tons of vodka. Had to apologize to my butler and chef because in the 30 minutes I was in a meeting my piece of shit niece threw a glass napkin holder into the the kitchen where they were hanging out. Thankfully booting her and offering insane amounts of apologies made them irritated but okay with the situation.
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Closing on my first property in 2 weeks, so that's pretty cool, at least worth a bottle of balvenie
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My dad doesn't understand my switch to Linux or open source software in general. He told me to print a document today, something I hadn't done and never planned to do on Linux since I ditched Windows. I connected the usb cable to my laptop, did an lsusb, it was connected. I went into LibreOffice to print the document, it was undetected. My dad asked, "what can your garbage linux do?" and left the room. After 10 minutes I figured something out and printed the document. I handed it to him and told him my laptop isn't useless. He laughed at me. It almost looked like he proved me right. I knew it wasn't true but something about it just hit me. I don't know why I'm crying rn. Is it because I feel defeated by windows-only hardware or because I'm an incompetent wimp?
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