https://twitter.com/PopPunkOnChain/status/1711374660749660309
I feel broken when I look at the price of ApeCoin... $1.09...
— Harrison (@PopPunkOnChain) October 9, 2023
Let me tell you all a story.
In April 2022 I convinced my wife to liquidate our son's college fund into ApeCoin.
We purchased 1,500 ApeCoin at $23.63, totaling $35,445.
Today, it's worth $1,635 and my wife left me
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If it wasn't for the blue checkmark I would've thought this to be parody.
Thank you Elon for implementing automatic r-slur detection.
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It is, Lapp. You all got taken for a ride. Again.
https://twitter.com/poppunkonchain/status/1711477399320244344
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That absolutely happened for some shitcoiners though
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The real bankruptcy is the friends we made along the way.
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Blue checks have always been a scarlet letter, Musk just got them to pay for the privilege.
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Blue checks now get paid for baiting engagement...
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pay a few bucks for extra features AND the chance to get paid for tweeting, yet r-slurs out there still screech about people with blue checks.
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this neighbor paid for twitter
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if i had more than a few hundred followers i would 100% pay for twitter. it'd pay for itself!
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Also your replies get prioritized to the top of threads so you get more views to start the ball rolling.
I mean I wouldn't pay for it but if someone wants to troll it's definitely worth it
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It's OnlyFans economics. None of you r-slurs here are funny enough or good enough at baiting to make a profit.
Imagine paying for Twitter 🤣
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have you seen how much DC i've made? i'm HILARIOUS!
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It's not even baiting, you just post Facebook crap like a kids math problem and caption it “I know y'all can solve this right? 👀🤔” and somehow top engagement
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One weird trick: Influencers HATE him!
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Blue checks literally monetize your trolling.
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This is too funny
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!r-slurs ONE OF US
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Dumbasses are precious, we MUST protect them
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Darn, most stupid people are at least blessed with a lack of self-awareness.
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it's kinda like that dude who died in Nutty-Putty Cave. Why would you even risk being known as the guy that died in butt-nutting cave?
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what a dingus
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Average cryptobro
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What psychological disease possesses people to post Ls of this magnitude online?
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Their Ls are so massive the only support structure left is internet losers
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Your signature gif is so cute
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poorcel detected
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We already knew that by his tendency to fall for get rich quick schemes
But yeah saving only 2k a year on a two income household is pretty bad lol
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Most financially responsible moid
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What compels people to put more than 10 dollars on stuff that's so stupidly named?
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Testosterone
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*in utero
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It makes me wonder if we made a shit coin called PonziCoin how many rubes would buy it?
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I think that was already a thing lmao
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You're way too late for that scam...
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I think I dropped 5 bucks on this and had a 2 cent return
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Omg these fools will seriously fall for any scam that mentions blockchain.
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Cryptocurrency made me realize there is a bottomless pool of desperate rslurs out there waiting to give away their money to any chump that promises they'll win big.
On that note, send me your dramacoin and I'll 100X it with my AI coin-multiplier algorithms and send you back 50X DC.
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Have you not met poor people before? (If so, lucky...) How do you think the lottery is so successful?
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Isn't the lottery like regulated and run by the government gambling commission or something? I don't know, I don't spend money on poor people shit.
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Yes, it's a state run scheme to get more taxes from stupid people. It's very successful.
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It's just gambling. Which is fun!
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as my latin teacher who barely taught any latin once said, the lottery is a tax on people who can't do math
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Sui-fuel for apecels:
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Courtesy of the ApeCoin "PressKit" (did I do a journ*lism?)
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That's the correct response.
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I mean, unless your son ends up wanting to be a doctor, literally losing the money is probably better a better use of it than using it to pay for his college. Think of how largely useless colleges are now and imagine how much more useless they will probably be when his son is 18.
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The smart choice is to spend it on hookers and blow, duh!
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Haha, holy shit Reddit's own Alexis Ohanian was somehow involved with this grift. I hope they paid him in monkey gifs.
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Who?
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Serena Williams' white slave.
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Who?
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Oh ok, thanks for informing me
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If anyone would be a good candidate to rope, it'd be this guy.
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!slots137
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REAL
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My favorite genre of L post
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Moid moment.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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What a fricking idiot. The shitcoin grift is insane.
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It's sad how people so easily cave to FOMO. Anytime I see anything FOMo baity it invokes a "frick you I don't need it." In me
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Lmao
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Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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I bought fake money and now it's worthless.
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