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Possible Drama Mine Discovered: Illegalifeprotips2

https://old.reddit.com/r/illegallifeprotips2/comments/17489wz/first_dna

Seems like /r/shoplifting has finally served their 6-9 months and is out on parole. ITT: r-slurs post screenshots of them running the "package not received fraud". (Which, based on a guy I know, somehow doesn't disqualify you from joining the border patrol even with detectives leaving their card at your door. He wasn't fat so I guess that made him a top 5% candidate regardless).

Anyways opportunities abound- do you do the needful and mop for free by sending reports to the police? Do you post about registering to vote multiple times so you can ensure a Biden victory, and claim he's going to federally mandate that theft under 1000 is no longer a crime? Regardless, I'm sure whatever you come up with be very subtle and no one will notice that the accounts posting are named 911roofer, Overseether420 and Marseysfarseyandsarseyfrmylchucks69

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