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Garry_Chess cute/twink 🏳️‍🌈Bussy lover🏳️‍🌈  7mo ago (text post) 54 thread views #213511

Thursday night drunk thread

Somehow avoided being fired for the dumbass amounts of policies I've broken and showing up drunk to the review board so I'll tell a fun drunk story instead. I delayed about 30 American Airline flights because I was so drunk I threw up before we departed and the captain kicked me off even though I could've just taken a stall and vomit out my hangover and get on the next flight. Even delaying that many flights they were cucked enough to get me on a flight the next day and a voucher for a free one way ticket as an apology for being forced off the flight.

!boozers

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@FrozenCorpse you really did end this scrote :marseykneel:

i felt he was fairly prolific in the dramautist community before you destroyed him, and now he like just makes posts like this that get 3 upmarseys, and sad!!!

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This is the most neurodivergent response over ever read.

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over read lmao r-slur, and

one of those three upmarseys was me btw!!!

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Bruh, this is a drunk thread. Do you think I read what I type or whatever autocorrect comes up with?

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> do you think

:#marseydisagreesuperspeed:

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Best drunk response. I give my couple active brain cells free rein when I type in these drunk threads.

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Have you killed any more animals lately?

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No. I'm currently on remote work only and from the video the new progeny seems to be very mild. I had some concerns since mice with induced oncogenes tend to be pretty aggressive as the cancer manifests but they seem pretty chill even without serotonin and dopamine in their food.

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Why dont you just be a functional alcoholic?

!slots111

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:#marseyagree: !slots1111

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:#marseythumbsup:

!slots111

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!slots111

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That just sounds boring and anti dramatic.

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not really. You have lots of fun and dont look like a fool in public.

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The secret is to give an inch into your personal life but keep enough info out so you don't have people pry into your actual identity and go for a mile. This is an interesting tidbit that's very easy to confirm if you know the date of the flight but not enough to actually confirm any identifying info unless actively on the plane.

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I couldnt imagine spending anymore time in an airport than absolutely necessary

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I feel bad for everybody on board outside of the buttholes that threw trash at me. It was a medical emergency and unfortunately the first responder was a cop so they thought the worst.

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Too many Claws???

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I wish. Fricking sorority bought out all the claws from my liquor store so I said frick it and went even more white girl with grey goose

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Could've been worse. Could've been playing Edward 40hands and was too stupid to not wear sweatpants and piss yourself in front of everyone because you thought wearing a belt and jeans while playing such a dangerous game was a good idea.

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I'm way too old for Edward 40 hands. Since I wasn't in a frat but hung out with them it was fun watching freshmen decided belts were good for rush week.

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Too old to play Edward 40hands but young enough to get smashed on a plane and get kicked off? Ya ok you old fart, c'mere and hold these bottles while I get the Gorilla Tape.

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You're never too old to be too smashed to drunkenly get your butt on a plane. Edward 40 hands is more like freshman college shit while everybody over 18 just laughs at them while they piss themselves.

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I will reply "cope" and your argument will be invalid :marsey57:.

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