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Canada solves the drug problem

https://www.vice.com/en/article/4a3bdm/canada-will-legalize-medically-assisted-dying-for-people-addicted-to-drugs

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I legit get triggered whenever I read the term "harm reduction". just killing all the mentally illoids (starting with me) is unironically a much better solution than what the government has been doing so far :marseybangfast:

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Harm reduction is the logical extension of Healthy at Every Size, it's all about ideological consistency.

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Make them understand :#marseydoit:

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This but 110% unironically. If there's going to be no mental health care, no health care at all except when I have cancer, then at least give me MAID.

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Aren't you sober now?

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yeah :3

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Congrats! :marseyheart: liberal

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She didn't notice :marseysmug:

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Fatties next please, it's still an addiction after all :marseychonker2genocide:

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IT'S A DISEASE THEY CAN'T CONTROL IT!!

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:#marseysaluteusagenocide::#marseysaluteusagenocide::#marseysaluteusagenocide:

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I knew the Day of the Rake was fast approaching but I never thought they would just rake themselves :marseythink#orino:


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>self raking leaves

Technology marches on

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Just leave them unattended around a drug supply closet and they'll exit the gene pool all on their own

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That's also a fricking Canadian policy but I guess it wasn't effective enough

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I prefer the goomblin approach. Make 1 in 20 does lethal

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Replace the Narcan with Cyanide plz

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My barber has a bunch of cop friends. He said one cop has narcanned one particular junkie 3 times. Barber then said they should replace the narcan with saline and our homeless problem would clean it self up.

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Or just...let them OD and not give them anything.

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But then we just end up with lots of junkies who put 10 into their luck stat

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Dramaphobe

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I guess junkies running around the streets getting amazing critical hits would be pretty dramatic.

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I really want to get my hands on a branded City of Toronto crackpipe before this disastrous policy is reversed, it'll be a fun curio in my little drawer of random knickknacks, tchotchkes and bric-a-brac.

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Carved out of finest meerschaum, The Ford is a stately and timeless classic, and is guaranteed to turn heads at the next garage soirée with your close mandem

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Just rip the band aid off and let people get it done at the local pharmacy, no referral needed.

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Remove the fricking middleman and just distribute guns to the fricking drug addicts

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Guns in my eugenicist utopia :marseypearlclutch:

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Nah, guns make cleaning up the mess afterwards a pain, this way is much better. Ideally followed by the bodies of the dead being resomated into a fluid that you can just drain away.

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Even takes place in the early 2020s lol

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suicide :marseytedbackstab: machine :marseymini: when?

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Horseshoe theory: when you so far into shitlib territory you become unfathomably based

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They'll legalize it for any reason (except dementia) and once they run out of things (that aren't dementia), I am certain that they'll start doing a psyop about doing your part to sacrifice for the sake of their green energy stock portfolios.

I would be totally unsurprised to learn you are required to donate your organs before the kindly maid helps you with your ailments btw, especially given that as of last year, Canada began selling off all of its blood bank stockpile to foreign biomedical research firms for profit.

If these facts make you think "what the frickin heckorino is wrong with Canada" I will just post this link to the Wikipedia of the municipal flag of Ottawa, which I think explains it well enough. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Ottawa

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You forgot a colon

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carp's colon is MINE


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My country leads the world in the production of very dramatic :!marseytrain:s and in MAID. I'm actually a little bit proud rn I can't lie. I hope that homeless people and fatoids will make the MAID list next.

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The article I found on it first talks about how “inadequate housing” is a leading cause of maid lol


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Hopefully portland will follow suit in adopting this leading edge advancement in human progress.

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Kill addicts

Kill bums

Kill the elderly

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I'm drinkin Chick-fil-A sweet tea out the jug rn :#marseychonker2:

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This, but with Milo's Sweet Tea. :marseyscooter:

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:marseyre#postsign:

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Leafs only redeeming feature

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this gives me an idea to solving the homelessness problem :troll2:

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We're actually so r-slurred - we tried to copy the UK and just gave out the free drugs and put zero conditions on them (didn't have to return needles etc. etc.) and now we're doing this.

It's the policy equivalent of ‘We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas'. :marseygigaretard:

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This seems fricked up to me.

But good for them, I guess.

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Do not question the morality of Globohomo. Just update your pfp to show your support for executing homeless drug addicts.


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>druggies should all kill themselves

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>ok, we will let them kill themselves

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If you want to die, why should :marseynorm: the government stop you? Suicide :marseysocratesyourself: is always the one act that you are forced to consider :marseygigathonk: how everyone :marseynorm: else feels :marseyfeelsgood: before :marseyskellington: you do what is best for you.

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