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The Scorpion And The Frog The Fisherman and The Poojeet: A Tale Of Modern Capitalism

β€œA poojeet asks a fisherman to carry him over a river. The fisherman is afraid of the poojeet pooping on his boat, but the poojeet argues that if he did so, the boat would sink and the poojeet would drown. The fisherman then agrees, but midway across the river the fisherman does indeed start taking a huge poop on the boat which causes it to capsize, dooming them both. When the poojet asked why, the fisherman points out that he is a poojeet as well.”


Sometimes, very smart people forget that the poojeet is not to be your rentpig. The poojeet can hold it in for awhile, and hide his true nature, but eventually the poojeet will give in to his urges and defecate on your floor, just as in the famous fable recounted above.

Video demonstration of poojeet's true nature:

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