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Jelly-covered man 'had s*x with cow while friend recorded it'

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/jelly-covered-man-had-sex-cow-3187998

Wilson and his Connecticut-based TV crew actually arrived DURING the incident, reporting that one of the men "took off" when he spotted the journ*lists.

They recorded the whole seedy incident, but thankfully we've been spared that pleasure because, as Wilson again puts it: "The man was naked and covered in jello"

After the incident at 4am in the morning, the cow ran into the middle of Highway 1039 where it collided with three cars. Two of the drivers were taken to hospital.

New York State Police have arrested Reid Fontaine, 31, and Michael Jones, 33, for 'sexual misconduct' with the cow on a farm in Hermiker, New York.

Fontaine - a school IT system employee - has since resigned following his arrest, according to Superintendent Kathleen C Greider.

Police said the incident was discovered by a farmer who set up a video camera in his barn in an effort to determine why his cows were acting anxious and not producing milk as usual, police said.

Police have looked into whether any similar reports have been filed but have so far found nothing.

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Yeah, astrology is bullshit. Right. I totally projected being emotionally and mentally abused, gaslit, and physically assulted by my first Taurus bf, projected being r*ped twice by my second Taurus bf, was emotionally, mentally, and physically abused by my Taurus mother so acutely that my therapist called it PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE. I must have also "projected" my Taurus MIL being incredibly racist toward me and my family, insulting me constantly for no reason, using any excuse in the book to attack me, and refusing to acknowledge that I married her son. I must have also projected my Taurus co-worker bullying me and other people in the office so often that she was DEMOTED in her position as supervisor. I must have also projected my Leo boyfriend abandoning me while I was miscarrying our CHILD and leaving me to deal with the grief alone, only to call me a month later sobbing about how "guilty" he felt for leaving me.

Please find somewhere else to exist and spew nonsense about people and situations you know nothing about.

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