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A little riddle for you :marseybeanquestion: (impossible for :marseyblack:)

I am a device that can save your life

But when I'm low on power, I cause you strife

I make a sound that is loud and clear

But you wish you could cover your ear

What am I?

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I am the terror of section 8 homes

Never, not ever, will I leave you alone

Whether ripping a bong or making fry bread

I'll make such a racket you'll wish you were dead

But pretty soon I'll start to get tired

And only chirp instead of signalling fire

"Change the darned batteries!" Whitey will bark

But what kind of rowdy would dare help a narc?

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post shenis

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Stop rhyming things with strife strife ywnbaw (you will never be a word)

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>when I'm low on power, I cause you strife

Literally all battery :marseysmokealarmbeep: powered shit.

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