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Pitbull Guide (FULL RELEASE)

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google docs

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https://pastebin.com/jdT7mHct

Here it is on pastebin. I had to copy paste the links manually so they might be fricked up, but I think I got them all.

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Owners will throw a fit if they know you’ve shot their dog, so be cautious.

Lol no shit. Whoever wrote this guide made it completely autism proof.

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Hint: It's because I'm (un?)ironically neurodivergent

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Link is broken, Liveleak now redirects to some trash itemfix website.

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/bj9dmu/pitbull_attacks_cow_in_india_is_eventually_beaten/

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Also, you need a youtube account for some videos for age restriction purposes. Invidious links still work though. Anyone has any idea how we could durable host them elsewhere?

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Bitchute or upload them as a reddit post?

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Bitchute will trigger the redditors wrongthing detector, better skip that.

Snappy, pull up these videos for me.

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I envision a day when text has been outlawed on this site and we all talk in Marsey.

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The Marseynian master race. :worship: :marseyking: :!worship:

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Shit. Once again CIA backed shenanigans are afoot.

What nationality were the Egyptians from??

Who is the main coder of this site??

What is their nationality?? (This was the main point of failure from the investigations)

In alexa.com what was the second country with the most requests??

Why is there more than one specific Pharaoh Marsey?? :marseypharoah2: :marseypharoah:

Do you see a pattern, dear dramanauts??

This world is controlled by the illuminati. Is it any coincidence that the pyramid is their symbol, and we even have a marsey of it: :marseyilluminati:??

It is all a plan, and you are deeply involved in it.

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You literally have "Camel" in your name :marseyglow:

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:marseyagree: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseywendy: :marseysexylibrarian:

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:marseyking: :marseyblackface: :!worship: :!worship: :!worship:

:marseymayo: :!whip: :!worship: :!marseyblackface: :!worship:

:marseyblackface: :marseykween: :blm:

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That’s the plan. Have you seen the site denographics? We’re like 30% egyptian

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The power user groomercord is basically an Al-Qaida chat room.

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lol dont give the mods any ideas

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Voting is r-slurred and redundant. Our jannies could save the trouble by just default sorting comments by oldest lol.

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This shit is extremely hilarious due to it being serious and not a meme. And its actually useful lol.

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When I first started writing it, it was a meme.

Then I realized I had the opportunity to create my magnum opus.

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This is going to get the FBI knocking on your door when r/dogfree uses it.

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I have NordVPN, I'll be fine.

Also, did you not read the disclaimer at the top?

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Also, did you not read the disclaimer at the top?

Unironically I didn't see it.

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>NordVPN

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I'm assuming you're retiring to live out your golden years in peace.

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Of course :platyold:

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Section 4: Unarmed Combat

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Even more based is the poison section. Hope zyklon B is added to the list one day

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jfc 13 pages lmao

i'll read this in a bit

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I trimmed 4 pages off the first draft :marseylaugh: :marseylongpost:

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You wrote this? King shit

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The section on power cowtools really makes me curious to see how a pibble holds up against a reciprocating saw.

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Some call it a saw saw. Others call it a saws ALL πŸ€”

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Holy shit , how many pitbulls have you killed to know so much?

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I've only killed under a dozen, the rest has been gathered through hours upon hours of watching liveleak :taysmart:

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Are there really this many videos of pibbles dying (rip liveleak)? I tried searching for them some time ago and I don't remember finding many. I know there's this classic of pibbles taking multiple shotgun shots and also a video of some r-slurred pibble being kicked by a horse because it didn't want to stop biting :marseylaugh:

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Not hundreds of hours or anything, but enough to notice patterns forming in dog attacks.

The best place to find pitbull attacks right now is youtube, but it's near exclusively police bodycams.

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Try leakedreality, it's basically the new liveleak

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Sticky this for at least a week, please Carp. @Gigavaccinator deserves it

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Maybe I can convince @Aevann to add it to the dropdown menu :hmm:

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A library for locally created text and art of significance would be cool.

I would call it the refrigerator so that when someone makes something you can say β€œgood job sweaty. This belongs on the refrigerator” in an infantilizing manner.

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13 pages is nothing, that’s like ten or fifteen minutes

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Um did you study the attached video material :marseymad:

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Finally a guide to deal with the shitbull question

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Gas vans in animal control when?

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Soon brother, soon

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Knives, like firearms, should be carried with you at all times, with or without the threat of aggressive dogs.

Unlike the man in the first video, try to choke the dog to death, rather than unconsciousness.

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Here's my guide:

He's a king now give me dramacoin

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Dude frickin rolled with his poll being fricked with, like "Oh, I'm going to Alaska? Cool!"

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Missa werlwah

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Dale

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Also, sorry about not including images for shot placement.

I forgot docs shit the bed as soon as you add images. I messed around with editing all the images together like some sort of schizopost, but it didn't look good so I cut it.

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You can include images if you export it as a pdf then upload the pdf to Drive in addition to this. That would be extremely cool

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You could add some videos of people shooting coyotes. Anatomy is basically identical to a dog's so shot placement is the same.

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