https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/619612/Porridge-new-version-sitcom-tv-show
it was set in a prison and it was obvious that inmates would not talk as if they had stepped out of a Jane Austen novel. But rather than swear the writers used phrases such as “scrote” (a lowlife) and “naff off” as a euphemism for a much more offensive insult.
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Naff off, scrote
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Holy frick that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upmarsey! Take another from my second account! Heck, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping butthole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Heck, you can take the whole darn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddarn repost
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