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Friday night drunk thread

Couldn't sleep since guests were partying until 10am and woke up a couple hours ago only to find that everything in this fricking house has booze. I have shit to do this weekend and my coffee was 90% Kahlua. Even the Brita filter is just vodka.

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I saw a drunkard on the road and made a conscious decision to run him over.

!noalcohol

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Good choice. If you're drunk enough to wander into the street you deserve getting ran ovet

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Like all drunkards?? :#troll: OOOOOOOOOOOO :#lolface: :#lolface: :#lolface: :#lolface: !noalcohol trolled an alcoholcel epic style!! :#fatdance: :#banana2: :#hammertime: :#hammertime: :#hammertime: :#hammertime: :#donkeykongdance: :#donkeykongdance: :#donkeykongdance:

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Am I having deja vu or seeing double?

The only person that was my age in my current friend group moved away, so now I'm hanging out with a bunch of younger moids who like to chase after even younger foids and I'm getting a bit sick of them.

You are gay so you wouldn't get it.

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I have straggot friends and they always bring somebody way too young for their age to parties. We have a room full of doctors and PhD holders and they bring a 20 year old undergrad student.

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