EFFORTPOST Silly animal facts

As a vegetarian, I respect most animals and believe they deserve fair treatment. My exceptions are dogs and a certain insect I'm phobic of.

Animals are strange, but sometimes also funny. I'd like to share two silly animal facts.

Sorry for the messy shitpost with a Holly deficit. Self-yeeted so hard I can hardly get out of bed so I'm phoneposting

1. Rhinos are stupid

As one of the largest herbivores in the world, the rhino has captured the imagination of the public. There are 5 subspecies with the white rhino being the most popular.

It spouts a magnificent horn that can grow up to 35 inches, though some have sported horns exceeding 50 inches.

Despite their prowess, rhinos are remarkably stupid, even for herbivores, but they still have the typical herbivore paranoia. This is worsened by the fact that they're borderline blind. In addition to being color blind, they cant detect non-moving objects beyond 90m.

The consequence? They frick everything up. These paranoid, dumb, blind creatures will pick fights with trees, poles, rocks and even each other. They spot a car in their peripherals and their first instinct is "that's a moving monster, kill it."

There's countless videos online of dumb rhinos fighting inanimate objects and you should laugh at them becuase they're foolish.

This dumb rhino gets stuck in a tree. Fricking idiot.

This idiot attacks a car. Is... is that a moving object I can barely identify? Oh god I'm chaaaaaaarging!

2. Lazy ants

Ants are typically characterized as industrious, but that's not always the case. Some ants are lazy and will mooch off other ants.

It is estimated that about 40% of ants in a colony aren't doing shit. Scientists have tried to cope but there's no real answers why they don't work except they don't want to and prefer beeing NEETs.

• They're waiting for increased work! - No, even in such times, the worker ants just work harder

• They take turns! - No, they've been observed long-term. They just don't want to work.

They benefit from their colony but contribute nothing, just like me.

General thoughts about women:

1. Mislabel their genitals

Grown butt feminist women with children cannot accurately label their own genitals. They will call the entire vulva a vagina. This is 100% false. It's like calling your face a mouth.

Imagine if men walked around calling their whole package a scrotum. That is what women are doing.

It's crazy that 20yo+ women still need this high school level diagram.

2. Practice prejudice

If someone came up to me with FBI crime statiatics on race, what am I to do but assume they're bad faith racists? Nobody moral tolerates that.

Same person comes to me with gendered stats and suddenly I'm supposed to feel collective guilt for men? I've never threatened anyone, yet alone thrown a punch. I've been the victim of violence but never the perp, yet I'm supposed to view myself as an oppressor? I'm done. Never again will I internalize such crap.

>"But its men committing the violence you experienced!"

Yes, and the bulk of the victims of muslim extremism are other muslims. What's your point? Muslims are trash and they should fix their own problems, right?

The concept of "Gender-based violence" is no different to white South Africans complaining about farm killings. It's literally the safest people complaining the loudest. YOU'RE THE LEAST LIKELY TO BE MURDERED AND IT'S NOT CLOSE. SHUT UP.

Women should be escorting men at night, not the other way around.

3. "Men fear humiliation, women fear murder"

Well no. 78% of murder victims are male. Adult women are literally safer than babies when it comes to murder. 76% of female murders are committed by someone they know, while its only 50% for men.

They more someone gets to know a woman, the more likely they are to be killed. The more people get to know men, the less likely they are to be killed. I wonder what's the possible explanation for that?

So men fear humiliation and exponentially higher murder rates and murder. I feel like true crime shows/podcasts present a skewed view because almost all cases will be about women being murdered. It's a provocative topic, but it's not representative of crime patterns. In reality, 8/10 true crime documentaries should be about male victims.

Here's a thought experiment for women. Imagine going into a men's bathroom in a town you don't know. Would you be scared? Think it's any different for a 5 foot 1 male when literally everyone towers over you?

What about prison? Would you like to be locked up with felonious men in a cage? Have you considered the crippling fear a 5 foot 1 black man feels knowing he could be thrown in jail, even while innocent, and there's nothing he can do about it? Is the fate of a 5 foot 1 male in jail any different from a woman's?

At least females have women-only safe zones. Men are vulnerable 24/7 with 0 places for a time-out.

4. Not wearing diapers

I've read some gross shit about women's discharge eroding their panties. Some even wear panty liners. Women need menstruation pads and tampons for menstruation. There are all these absurd products when there is a singular one that would solve literally all your problems - diapers!

Is it that time of the month? Who cares! Discharge? Who cares! Upskirt? Who cares!

Diapers are the OBVIOUS answer for anyone who's thought about for more than 5 seconds, yet women won't do it because they don't want to be infantalized. It's all social, all for the desire to be like men even when it's not anatomically rational.

Diapers are reusable, they'd be more ecologically friendly than throwing away tampons and pads all the time. Just put on the darn diapers.

4. Judging black male clothing

Why is it socially acceptable to tell black men to pull up their pants? Frick off. If you tell women to dress modestly or cover themselves, its instant misogyny, yet its 100% open season to tell black men how to dress.

Obama gets praised for saying it. There's songs about it. Absolutely 0 moral discourse regarding the frickedupness of the entirety of society feeling entitled to dictate the dress code of black men. Tell me, which is more obscene?

I should wear my pants at my knees until there's even partial parity between men and women's clothing standards. Honestly, just taking your pants off and walking in boxers is more modest than most modern women's clothing.