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Oh spotify premium ad girl , i love you and your sweet,delicious,erotic,arousing voice.I would love to listen to your voice for all of eternity.Whenever your voice comes on i get a rock hard erection and i masturbate for the entire sweet duration of your ad for 30 seconds. Whenever i put on a song i am restless and impatient for it to end so i can listen to your voice (which makes me harder than differential calculus ), go to the potty , grab my throbbing, jacked-up,ready, peepee and jack off to you suggesting spotify subscription plans .No amount of taylor swift can statisfy my infernal lust towards your piercing,penetrating,guttural voice. I would love it if one day i can slip my peepee into your voicebox while you persuade me to buy spotify premium. I want to make love to you not just for the bodily pleasure but to make you moan in your seducing,nasal,erogenous voice which makes birds sing,the trees dance , and me vulnerable to the elements of nature. It exposes me to the beauty of the world. When you say "kya aap muje chunoge ya apne parivar ko" i literally cannot hold it in anymore and ejaculate that instant
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ur doing the lords work in these comments, this is some of the funniest shit i've seen all day
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Haha frick you
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