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[OddlySatisfying] Kang knocks out insufferable bicyclist, another Kang double taps him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr4gqUQ1OBY

No drama here, I just passionately hate bicyclists in this city and wanted to share this with someone.

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Chicago bicyclist saved by helmet when car runs over his head

Didn't save him from that knockout though

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When I lived in Chicago I was about ten feet away at a red light when a girl fell sideways off her bike and didn’t get up in time before the garbage truck next to her to pulled forward. It sounded like hitting a watermelon with a sledgehammer.

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Lol this bikecuck tried to give the trash a based πŸ€ American threw out of his car back to him. He managed to go beyond relaxing

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It's not even clear that trash was their's, video starts after it was deployed

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It was theirs, there's another video that shows them tossing it but it was too blurry to bother sharing.

Either way its fricking Chicago, if you're r-slurred enough to do this you need to be culled from the gene pool.

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Just living in Chicago alone is justification for removal from the gene pool

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That dude is super fricked up. Being knocked out for more than a couple seconds means you have serious brain damage and need a hospital immediately

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Good this needs to happen more often.

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Not enough people getting knocked the frick out these days

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Yo u be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? Is it wet like a knotts soak city water slide? Do it squirt like a water gun? What’s the squirt range? What color the inside? ur kitty really wet? Do it clap? Do it be grippin the meat? Do it grip like a gorilla fist? Is it tight? U got cheese? How many fingers you use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can I smell it? Is it warm? U suck the stank off the peepee? U hairy? Can I floss? Does it bleed? U got discharge? It got folds? Do the lips be fat? Do it be flapping? It jiggles? Do it drip? U be moaning? But how many fingers you be using? Send a pic? Send a vid? Take one from the back showing the butthole too? What kinda panties u wearing lol? Send a mirror pic? Send a selfie? Can I see the titty? Is it firm? Do it be saggy? A or DD cup? U be lactating? Do it be thick or thin? it sweet or sour? Maybe both :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:? I’m out of milk can you hook me up? Tryna make cookies lol? Fr tho, send an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up to your elbow. Do it stink? Is it soft? Is it ridged? How often u touch it? What typa noise you make? Is it a squeak? A roar? U be yelling? Can I record? What’s your favorite position? U be quivering? U loud? U like being choked? Is ur butthole stinky? Do it be farting? It be stanky? It be pungent? Do u shit and not wipe before s*x? What smells worse your butthole or kitty?

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Start with one finger and work your way up to your elbow.

lol, I've never actually read this one before

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Why are cyclists like this?

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Cyclist hate thread?

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