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jamal_ginsberg they/them  8mo ago (reddit.com) Edited 8mo ago 59 thread views #233986

brooks koepka Ring in the new year by shoot sparklers off of his model wife's tits, this upsets the redditor

https://old.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/18w3is8/happy_new_year_from_brooks_koepka 




He had a better time last night than everybody in here.
I mean I got drunk and played skyrim til 3am.
Can't stand koepka tho. He's just frat boy douchey
I basically watch golf for fleetwood and hovland
"I am a big nerd" "I hate frat boys Maybe if you lightened up and stopped looking at shit like it's high-school you'd have a better time
“Stop looking at shit like it's highschool”. Bro. Koepka literally goes early 2000s Eminem fanboy and bleaches his hair. He's the biggest douche in golf After full swing I couldn't stand him even more
He's a total douche. You can be good… no…. Amazing at the game and still have some humility and respect for the game. I'm glad he went to liv so now I only have to see his punk butt a handful of times a year




















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:carpwhip::carpwhip:Just me and my :carplove::carpwhip:carpy:carpwhip::carplove:, hanging out I got pretty hungry:marseyvorezombiewolf: so I started to pout :carpsad: He asked if I was down :marseydownvotemad:for something yummy :carpshy: and I asked what and he said he'd give me his :marseycumplosion:cummies!:marseycumplosion: Yeah! Yeah!:carplove::marseysipping: I drink them!:marseysipping: :marseydrunk:I slurp them!:marseydrunk::marseymegalodon: I swallow them whole :marseymegalodon::carphearts: It makes :carpwhip:carpy:carpwhip: :carpdino:happy:carpdino:so it's my only goal... :carplove::carpbuff::carpbounce:Harder daddy! Harder daddy! :carpbounce::carpbuff::carpblush2: 1 cummy:marseycumplosion:, 2 cummy:marseysperm::marseysperm:, 3 cummy:marseymayoparty::marseymayoparty::marseymayoparty:, 4:marseytrumpgarrison::marseytrumpgarrison::marseytrumpgarrison::marseytrumpgarrison: I'm :carpwhip:carpy's:carpwhip: :carpflorist:princess :carpflorist:but I'm also a whore! :carpfans: He makes me feel squishy:carphug:!He makes me feel good:marseysquished:! :carp::carp::carp:He makes me feel everything a little should!~ :carp::carp::carp: :carpflorist:Wa-What!:carpflorist:
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