Kyle starts crying

He was describing what he didthat night and as he got to the part about rosenbaum he fricking lost it.

https://imgur.com/a/pxpEJX7

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Jury finna find him guilty of being a massive fronthole

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Uh oh defense got dumb he's objecting to the ipad because the zoom feature might use Apple's artificial intelligence with 3D logarithms

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No spoilers I’m a few mins behind

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la creatura del kenosha :marseymutt:

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Are American lawyers always allowed to basically testify like this? he's barely asked a question in five minutes. It's like a movie

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I don't think this is normal at all

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Guilty of being a b-word

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He then proceeded to recount the most "traumatic" events of that night with an neurodivergent calm. So either he was hamming it up or that p-dophile was releasing some strong butt eating desire pheromones while chasing Kyle.

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Hows the testimony going

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Say what you want about this kid but his KDR is poggers

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his rounds fired per casualty is pretty fricking good too

really shows you how those Vietnam "50,000 rounds each' vets are such losers

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The virgin "Precision Shooting" vs the Chad "Fun Switch Engage, Rounds Goin' Downrange"

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It's Fortnite, I tell ya

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G-ddarn murder simulators

Grossman and Thompson could have saved these young men

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lol all the comments from grown men talking about how they cry all the time too :marseylaugh:

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I got negative repped to shit for this in another sub but here’s the part I don’t understand:

Let’s say you have a black kid named Kenny who fancies himself a member of a loosely knit militia protecting his block called β€œThe Bloods”.

He’s heard a rival militia called β€œThe Crips” is going to be marching in his neighborhood so he goes on patrol with a gun he isn’t legally allowed to own to protect his neighborhood.

He meets this rival gang on the streets and exchanges words and a member of the Crips lunges at Kenny so, fearing for his life, Kenny shoots this rival.

Kenny retreats down the street but two Samaritans (one a legal CCW holder) have heard the shots and believe there is an active shooter coming towards them and attempt to subdue him. Kenny is scared of these guys too and believes they will injure him so he shoots them too.

Tell me in what US court Kenny beats all charges or how Kenny is different than Kyle?

It would seem like our hypothetical Kenny would have a better legal argument considering he lives in the neighborhood and didn’t cross state lines with high capacity magazines banned in his home state.

Such a good analogy.

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This is a perfect analogy because hypothetical Kenny would walk unless he got ratfricked by a DA.

Someone repost the comment and change nothing but the conclusion drawn

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Holy shit, redditors are fricking psychopathic. They like to pretend to be emphatetic with parroting whatever "progressives" say because they think it makes them good people but they cover their own sociopathy with this posturing.

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:kyleface:

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Literally the top comment is talking about state lines

Wtf

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:npc:

if mention_rittenhouse == True:

print(β€œhe crossed state lines!!1!”)

else:

print(β€œJanuary 6”)

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:marseynerd:

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pythots

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sorry lemme rewrite it in x86 for you bb

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if mention_rittenhouse:

print(β€œhe crossed state lines!!1!”)

else:

print(β€œJanuary 6”)

Fuxache, do I have to tell you how to use Booleans correctly?

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Nullable...

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Maybe. The point is that you don't have to say "if MyBoolean equals True" because simply "if MyBoolean" means the same thing. That's what it's for.

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probably

Idk it looks right on mine

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imagine not knowing how to implement whitespace for proper indentation in markdown. i dont have to.

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Hey codecel, how about you compile this package

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ok, fedex me your drugs

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</3

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This. Nobody was there to kill people that night except for Kyle. He crossed state lines to reach a peaceful protest armed to the teeth and antagonized people until they attacked him and gave him an excuse. That's the plain and simple of it.

Peaceful protest :marseybrainlet:

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Baiting people into attacking you, so that you can kill them in self defense, is a victimless crime.

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This is what redditors actually believe.

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I will never not laugh at this gif.

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What a baby shit face

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