EFFORTPOST The subtle yet sublime art of ball-busting

Holly Wllloughby's soft breasts.

This morning, I went to the mall. I got in my car back home and discovered the woman who's been fricking loudly isn't some broad in her 40s. It's literally some nice, nerdy, chinless white girl wearing glasses in her 20s at least. What the actual frick. If I saw her on the streets I'd assume she's a virgin yet she's an absolute slut. My worldview has been permanently changed. I waved at her and she waved back pleasantly. Totally normal human outside of being a slut in semi-private.

You should speak to people at their job more. Before just jumping into what you want, just ask if they're alright or how their day's been. I've been doing that and I've noticed how people's faces flush and they smile. They do NOT expect it. I think a lot of folks aren't intentional buttholes, but they're trying to get through life, so it makes things easier to treat people like robots. Don't do this. They're humans and even an "I hope you have a wonderful evening" can change someone's perspective on a shitty day.

It's something @FrozenChosen taught me and it works.

Lastly, I want to buy Timberlands to increase my height. Forums say they boost you a full 2 inches. With insoles, I can get that to 3. However, the pink ones are only for girls and they don't give you the full 2 inches they talk about in manlet forums. That brings me to a full 5 foot 3 minimum! Literal Yao Ming. But I want pink timbs more than the peanut butter ones, so I'm buying the pink ones instead of living my life for women. If they hate me for being 1.5 inches shorter then so be it.

Now to the topic of this post. All through the animal kingdom, men compete to see who has the greater force (this is denied by some). It's not always as obvious as elephants going into must. Sometimes, it's subtle, like the concept of ball busting in humans.

Okay, get it all out now. Busting balls lol it's like the porn genre lol men getting hurt

Back to the main topic. Ball busting is basically events that take place between men, usually when women aren't around. It serves to create a hierarchy. Regular men can handle ball busting which is generally a light amount of making you feel self-conscious.

Examples include pointing out your virginity, laughing at your sports skills, or how poor your family is. Well-adjusted men can take the ball busting and laugh along. Particularly charismatic men can return the ball busting and wreck the buster with a witty comeback. This is rarer thank you think.

But not all men are created equal. This is part of why you'll see men claim patriarchy doesn't exist. What is described genuinely doesn't exist in their lives. While we all benefit from patriarchy, it is not in the same amount. However, to get to this point of understanding, you need to understand hegemonic masculinity.

Hegemonic Masculinity

This is something I'd like

!biofoids

!feminists

to understand. And yes I'm going to specifically MANsplain it to you because no woman I've met really gets this concept. Masculinity and gender are not things or biological impulses. Instead, masculinity is practiced. It exists only so far as it is practiced and if all behaviors deemed masculinity were stopped tomorrow, we'd never speak of the concept ever again. Women are not exempt and they can increase masculinity through its support and by acting it out. You see, masculinity is not limited to bodies.

As Connell argues,

One of the practices is ball busting. I remember as a child, my peers never really did this to me. They understood I was exceptionally sensitive and would cry if such things occurred to me. I remember one example of someone making a joke, then quickly saying "just kidding" afterward because he knew I probably shouldn't be the subject of his ribbing.

Unfortunately, you need to accept ball busting to gain inclusion into male social groups. The truth is that men are meant to each other. Not as bad as women who will psychologically scar each other, leaving you mentally ill, but men are still vicious. Furthermore, unlike women's vindictiveness towards each other, men's ball busting has a positive social effect. It helps you handle the adversities of life which will surely come.

no seething

You seethe, you lose. That's the name of the game None of the men who have publicly seethe over ball busting have been respected. It is anti-male. NEVER SEETHE WHEN GETTING YOUR BALLS BUSTED. Here are two examples:

1. Will Smith

This is obvious. he got his balls busted publicly, chimped out, and now he no longer gets his balls busted. Instead, he gets humiliated globally. At first it was a joke. Now being a cuck is his identity. We know what hurts him so we keep doing it.

Deeply immoral. I actually share Chris's sadness at the end of it all. I've had someone insult me all night and you just have to try and keep composure. It would feel so good If I razor bladed to the white meat tonight but I have personal training tomorrow at 6 am. If I can get my first-aid kit tomorrow, I'll destroy myself on Tuesday evening and be functional for Wednesday. I'll go extra hard on the self-harming to make up for not doing it today like the evil person I am. I can slip this in and nobody will notice because you're all hollyfapping.

Ever had someone try to help you, then they realize how deep the abyss is and they run away? "Like, holy shit I thought you just needed a hug but you need a new brain. I want to be there for you but I can't someone like you in my life." I think I've done that to multiple people with good intentions.

I'm scared of driving but I have to do it tomorrow. I can't see shit. I went to the optometrist and I have an appointment tomorrow.

2. Chris Everett

Don't know too much about sports but a man named Jim gets called Chris as a joke. Jim doesn't like it so he tells the interviewer that who hilariously calls him Chris again leading to a fight. He is pretty much assured that he will be called Chris forever.

3. Jesse Ventura

The Opie and Anthony show (did I write a Cumia article already?) is an edgy show that no longer exists because the hosts were hilarious but too r-slurred and funny. In an interview in one episode, Jim and Jesse Ventura get into a fight about American politics.

Things get heated and Jim starts busting Jesse's balls. Jesse's leaves early and touches Jim. It's one of those back pats you'd give a dog. Jim basically tells Jesse to frick off and if he wants to get violent then that's that. He knows he will lose but it doesn't make him wrong. Based tbh, you should implement that in life when people try to intimidate you "hit me, doesn't make you right. You're not the first big guy to do this to me, nor will you be the last.

Mid reactions to ball busting

1. Method Man

You can frick up ball busting badly, but you can also do okay. This doesn't mean dominating your ball busters, just proving you can handle it. In this video, a man is in a video with Method Man. He tries to imply something, which is obvious, but Method Man doesn't like that so he busts his balls a bit. It's all in good fun.

By the end of it, they're both smiling. As a piece of advice, you're never supposed to let go of your mic as a newscaster, interviewer, or anything. The mic is your power and when you let lose of it, you give that power away.

2. Donald Trump

For all the shit he's given, trump handled this ball busting well when we would have been crying. Imagine getting your shit pushed in by the first black president. And he's a Tyrone.

He got absolutely rekt on the world stage and he didn't walk up and slap Obama. I consider that a W.

>my secret service!

The very act of getting up would have been up enough to show that Trump didn't want his balls busted. Instead, he offered a rebuttal by taking Obama's fricking job. I don't think there's ever been a response to ball busting this complete and annihilating. He won. It's that simple. It doesn't matter how he did as president. He took Obama's job, and proved all that pooping on him wasn't enough to make him ineligible for Obama's job. So Obama is no better.

The funny thing is that he mocked Trump for being a reality TV star when his daughter is an actress.

Best reactions to ball busting

I was going to post actual ball busting porn here but I can't stomach it. Neither is it the thing that you can google because you'll inevitably see heels on scrotums which is what I don't want. Instead I'll post my three favorite fighting videos. The first is an African man who has a narrator I swear I hear in my sleep. This neighbor like "HE AFRICAN REPRESENT FOR WAKANDA" and then we see the African driver wreck the dude who was provoking him. No ball busting but definitely humiliating.

African definitely put in that work. The second video features an amazing spartan kick from a woman. The laughter afterwards will haunt her dreams.

https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/df7vp3/dont_touch_her_fricking_sister_hoe

The last video features a black man putting like 4 white girls on the floor.

They thought they were gonna pull his hair like a typical girl fight

Tune in next time when I finally address the Oxford shooting. This one is a shoo-in because I read the 500+ page report afterwards and wewlad the school and the parents have a lot to answers. Actually, not the school much but certain individuals basically shit themselves and fricked off when they should have been going toward gunfire.

https://oxfordresponse.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/FINAL-REPORT-OCS-Investigation.pdf

If you want to prepare. It's going to be a long one (over 10 pages).