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“I'm German.”
— 𝔊𝔲𝔣𝔱𝔞𝔳 (@Sonnenmensh) January 26, 2024
“Were you born in Germany?”
“No.”
“Are you a German citizen?”
“No.”
“Do you speak German?”
“No.”
“Have you ever visited Germany?”
“No.”
“Then why do you call yourself ‘German’ and not American?”
“Because I think my late great-great-great-grandmother was.”
first our german brother disowns his long lost cousins
and the nationally homeless 👃donut like this ☹️
(I am fat and neurodivergent)
lmao
The amerimutt is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a german, italian, polack, irish, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an amerimutt and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out"
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Imagine admitting to being part German
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I'd gladly admit to being one of the Germans that got out
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Just asking, if you are going
to have a kid, are you going 
to teach him/her German?
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Yeah, it's a good skill and the maternity benefits are really good (even by bloated tech corp standards) here so I think it's likely. I like the Germs, I just like making fun of them because I also hate them.
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found the incel
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Preventing your kids from being a monolingual English
speaker 
is a trait of a good parent.
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YES
@jesus JUST IMAGINE.
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She could've fixed him
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Me n who??? 😩😩😩
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are you part german? I think it's fine to be curious about your ancestry and family history, it's just weird to claim something you have no real connection to
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"I'm of German decent." Is a mouthful also most evro countries are pretty easy to connect with, it's not saying you're a member of some obscure near extinct tribal ethnic group in a region of a country 99% of the world doesn't know about.
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except nobody like this is pvre German, just say ur a mutt. and if someone says, "oh, do you know where ur ancestors were from?" then you can say that one gr8 gr8 grandparent was germoid and another was half Norwegian and another was a Cherokee princess
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German was the 2nd most spoken language in America before the Feds demonised the Germans in Euroland to justify them entering WW1.
!nooticers
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Most interesting IMO were the German speaking immigrants not from Germany but from Mexico.
!germs important reading with this and other comments
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You still only get 1 upmarsey, cause it would've all fit into one comment (and the Pennsylvania Germans are known here).
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I kept on wanting to add things. One of these days I'll do a big effort post on the US's minority languages.
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It's still spoken by over a million people natively, generally in rural communities.
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found the incel
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Oh thank science, I'm so glad I don't have to hear German being spoken in current year
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Nobody is pvre anything in the current year except those above mentioned obscure ethnic groups. We're all mutts, it's a spectrum, you know about spectrums right hun?
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Lmao no? Are you r-slurred? I'll just call myself German, thanks.
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Germans aren't even pure german. What kind of argument is this really?
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You're american (i think?) and you identify as sand queen.
Doesn't this put you in the same neighborhood of what you're talking about?
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Welllll actually...
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Like what?
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The san, the twa, the ainu, those monkey people from one of the wet asian countries
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Yeah I can't see any Americans identifying as any of those groups
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Monkey people?
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Forgot their name, just remembered they had to relocate after a volcano 🌋
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What's weird is to be so gatekeepy of being GERMAN of all things... Get your heads out of your butt, krauts. Nobody is going out of their way to try and hoodwink people into being a frickin jerry.
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Well I mean this entire thread is about people claiming they're German when they can't even spell Frankfurt sooo...
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you aren't german fatso
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Not even close, thank Christ
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!germs Die Burger lachen uns schon wieder aus
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Kann ich nicht hören, bin zu beschäftigt mich während einem meiner 32 bezahlten jährlichen Urlaubstage öffentlich zu besaufen
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Später paar sichere Mettbrötchen mit paar echten Hefeweizen ohne Zuckersirup vernichten?
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Geht perfekt zum nicht völlig verwässerten Bier das tatsächlich nach etwas schmeckt
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Sie hat doch recht! Teildeutsche sind Untermenschen!
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DAS STIMMT!
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You need a wider anus? Plenty of people can help u
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Imagine being Carps tulpa
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The nazism is embedded in their genes. Even almost a century later, they still believe themselves to be superior G*rmans instead of the truly superior burgers
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We need a good Holocaust to round up the Germans
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