The state has just called Kyle Rittenhouse a kitty soyboi for not dropping his gun when attacked and fighting hand to hand

This is the man who decides if you are a manly fighter


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Here we see him demonstrating manly fighting techniques


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I think he's demonstrating how to do some sick techdeck tricks.

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I unironically want those things to make a come back

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You can still use them. They can't stop you.

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:!marseyskater::!marseypeacekeeper::!marseypeacekeeper::!marseypeacekeeper::!marseypeacekeeper:

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There comes a time in every man’s life when it’s time to put away childish things.

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But today is not this time.

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Look at that posture. Dude must’ve been heartbroken when Notre-Dame was on fire.

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A prosecutor asking a minor to fight a 5 times childrapist in man to man combat xD

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The libertarian was like 5-3.

If you can’t beat him up you deserve to be sodomized

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if the midget male feminist throws a fit you can't shoot shit

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This guy is 5’3

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And shiny

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There is 0,00007% you are going to encounter him

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Real life rare manlet boss fight confirmed?

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he's a foot shorter!!!!! Kyle should have just judo chopped his hands

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How the frick is his finger bending like that? Is it a trick of the camera or did he have a horrible masturbation accident?

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Joint hypermobilecels can do really wacky things. I can clench my fist, knuckles facing up, and turn my thumb 180 degrees to point up completely parallel. It looks broken af.

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Just off yourself, you fricking mutant

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Don't listen to him, I still think you're cool

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You should start a munchie siktok and use it to make money.

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I have no idea what this means

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Thumb bends a bit strangely? Looks like you have EDS, just doctor shop until you find one that agrees.

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I actually have been diagnosed with joint hypermobility syndrome. I've done quite a bit of research and like half of medical publications use it interchangeably with H-EDS. It's really weird. I don't have the imaginary debilitating foid symptoms tho

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Hyperflexability is a trait of autism

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I am very surprised.

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Yeah stop dating feminists

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Ur just jealous that my body is a party trick 😹

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When feminists brag about the new guy they’re dating in between stories about their strong dog you’re not winning in life

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You're delsional. First of all, who the heck would brag about dating me?

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Please picture

Also feet picture

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Send me Dramacoin and I will

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Jerk off yourself you fricking mutant.

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You mean like this?

Idk why the pictures horizontal

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We need to start an rdrama exercise program.

5 drama coin every 20 push ups

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I'm not fat I swear

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Average wh*te b*rger

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Rotate your thumb a further 90 degrees and yes

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Pic or GTFO

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If I was rittenhouse I would unironically want to spar with that fat frick in front of the jury.

And that's why I'd be found guilty

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No you wouldn't.

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He didn't say he'd actually do it. Is it hard to believe he'd want to?

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we know he cant become rittenhouse πŸ₯±

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Clearly jealous of those giga delts and traps. Absolute monster on back day

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Dude one time I was at the gun store with my dad and the guy behind the counter was fat as shit and talking about ninja stars. My dad sarcastically asks him for a demo of the stars and he does something exactly like this.

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Spock?

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