The state has just called Kyle Rittenhouse a kitty soyboi for not dropping his gun when attacked and fighting hand to hand

This is the man who decides if you are a manly fighter


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You'd have to be completely brain dead to not think a skateboard is a deadly weapon. I've been hit by one, the trucks are harder than a baseball bat.

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Hearing that unironically made me seethe a lot. My friends and I would lightly hit each other with our boards and if we hit a little too hard, we’d get pretty bad bruises and that wasn’t even hitting each other with the trucks.

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Why the frick were you hitting each other with skateboards? LMAO, sounds like a sadomasochistic pillow fight.

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It was teenagers being dumbasses :marseyshrug:

We never really hit each other, it was kinda equivalent of taking a small jab at somebody’s arm. That’s why I’m seething at the comparison. We drastically pulled back and still hurt each other accidentally. Who knows what damage would happen if we were actually trying to hurt others.

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the fatty prosecutor's rebuttal's so bad that it's comedic :marseyfacepalm:

"why did u let him r*pe you? you could have fought him off!" vibes jesus

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You should have fired into the air. She would have run off!

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I remember when Biden unironically suggested this and everyone and their mother was like "no, this is a terrible idea"

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You can kill someone with your fricking fists, do these r-slurs think a skateboard is flimsier than a fist?

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Most people are r-slurred

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Anyone who thinks a blunt wood object can’t be a deadly weapon should volunteer to be bludgeoned by a 2x4.

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Hacksaw Jim Duggan intensifies.

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Exhibit B on why journos arent people

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Why? Why is it always some dweeb with a skateboard?

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