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I may have discovered a genuine schizophrenic on reddit

u/ Willywonkafan100 describes himself on his profile as A Tech guy, father, genius, single. Whether that is true or not does not matter. What does matter is the fact that he is a major schizophrenic who has an obsession with everyone's favourite youtuber, Mr. Beast. It may be easy to dismiss this guy as a troll at first, due to some of his posts such as the one where he claims rhinoceros do not exist and the fact that he claims to have named his kid after Henry Kissinger. But most of his post and comment history before his descent into schizo posting seems normal, and I want to believe that this guy is genuine despite the evidence contrary. He's a big fan of the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie and believes that Willi Wonka may hold some racial biases, he smokes weed and likes elfbar vapes, he lives in the United Kingdom, and has the strange habit of looking at hentai in public bars.

His obsession with Mr.Beast starts about a month back with this post asking an innocent question on /r/askreddit:

What would happen if Mr Beast got horny?

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/19c9n1z/what_would_happen_if_mr_beast_got_horny/?sort=controversial

He gets some interaction, and says that he would like to see Mr. Beast's peepee as well as him having s*x with her girlfriend. He also admits that he would buy a Mr. Beast branded fleshlight if one was ever released.

Then soon after he releases this post:

Imagine if Mr Beast got horny and started making s*x videos.

Last to stop sucking mr beast peepee wins, $1 s*x vs $10000 s*x etc

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/19c9oo8/imagine_if_mr_beast_got_horny_and_started_making/?sort=controversial

This post noticiblly gets less interaction but he is not dissuaded at all and soon comes out with another banger:

Mr Beast should get horny and make freaky videos

Pay people money to have s*x with him and he is naked and everyone sees him. He should make $100000 porn and do s*x challenges.

https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/19c9tqd/mr_beast_should_get_horny_and_make_freaky_videos/?sort=controversial

and on /r/MrBeast he posts this:

Mr Beast should have a lot of children with a lot of different women.

https://old.reddit.com/r/MrBeast/comments/19can7b/mr_beast_should_have_a_lot_of_children_with_a_lot/?sort=controversial

In this post he draws the anger of the Mr. Beast community, and continues to state his love for Henry Kissinger making me believe that he may be a troll but I want to believe that this is a real s*x obsessed schizo so bad.

Continuing his Mr. Beast s*x obsession he posts on /r/conspiracy soon after. He doesn't just want Mr.Beast to be horny and have s*x, no, he knows that he is for a fact.

I think Mr Beast is horny

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/19cc44r/i_think_mr_beast_is_horny/?context=3&sort=controversial

After coming to this relization our main character becomes terrified. He doesn't want Mr. Beast to be horny anymore, he is terrified of that possibility. He makes two posts one onto /r/confessions and the other onto /r/MrBeast. the one on /r/MrBeast got delted too quickly it seems but it's safe to assume that it has the exact same content as the /r/confessions post.

I am scared of mr beast

Mr beast keeps telling me he is going to have s*x with me because he is horny, he is rich and evil. I am scared of him. He will continue contacting me forever

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Dude, your profile makes it plainly obvious you are obsessed with him and that this is a complete lie. Do not slander someone's name, especially when they have the money to sue you for it.

I'd think it would be a waist of money to sue over this dude lol. Not worth anyone's time or sanity

Of course, but that's a risk I wouldn't take over someone I would obsess over, as if obsessing over a YouTube as a self proclaimed adult male (dad) wasn't bad enough...

Whatever fear he has did not last for long though as he soon shares this beautiful creation with the world:

Drawing of Mr Beast I am working on

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17091569851646934.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/fanart/comments/1abi6dv/drawing_of_mr_beast_i_am_working_on/?sort=controversial

A little while after he finally gains some confidence and is ready to take his relationship with Mr. Beast to the next level and directly asks on his subreddit how he can get into contact with Mr. Beast so that he can ask him sexual questions. The post gets deleted by the mods and they ban him, but not before the comment section is flooded with soying out over his bravery.

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Enraged by his ban he later declares that Mr. Beast has fully joined the woke mob by not wanting to accept his sexual advances.

https://old.reddit.com/r/MrBeast/comments/1avg99d/is_there_anyway_to_get_in_touch_with_mrbeast_to/?sort=controversial

Just recently, four hours ago he made his latest post. Not only is Mr. Beast aware of his presence but he is trying to reach out to him to consumate their relationship. The only problem? He recieved this info through the voices in his head and doesn't know how to reach back to Mr. Beast. He relies upon /r/advice for help in contacting him.

I am being informed that mr beast is attempting to contact me but I cannot find his message

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he isn't trying to contact you

says some hating nonbeliever

Have you tried calling him, /u/Willywonkafan100 ?

I don't know his number

dm him on twitter, upon seeing your name he will surely respond

It's me, im mr beast. Kill your first born child

https://old.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/1b2c7ys/i_am_being_informed_that_mr_beast_is_attempting/?sort=controversial

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>and the fact that he claims to have named his kid after Henry Kissinger

!anticommunists :marseyk#ingcrown:

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It's me, im mr beast. Kill your first :marseywinner: born child

:#marseyxd:

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:marseybigbrain: I can't believe you typed all of this out and said “yeah this looks good”

:marseyabyss: How did you know I said that

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This is incredible

This is like the benihana's guy but serious

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I'm pretty sure that's not a psycho's drawing. It's the drawing of someone taking the piss.

He had good responses to his tipping technique:

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1ad8sq5/comment/kjzb7dd/?context=8&sort=controversial#thing_t1_kjzb7dd

For the past couple years I have been tipping in a very particular way. I establish a tip pile (or sometimes, if I remember to, I bring my own tip bowl) on the centre of my table, and point it out to the waiter/waitress serving me. I let them know that I will add money to the pile as and when I get good service (food out quick with no mistakes, good attitude etc) and will equally take away money for bad service.

:marseyxd:

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I swear that's an old copypasta :marseyhmm:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/l2YWxte7sJB2XuE8M/giphy.webp

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There was a troll on reddit that I found before they banned the subreddits that tracked the most downvoted/controversial accounts as a leaderboard that would post all sorts of bizzare stuff, but one of the recurring themes was blowing guys in the bathroom at benihana's

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the pumped up kicks one?


:#marseytwerkingtalking:

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They still have those Benny Hana's restaurants in this day and age?


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!schizomaxxers GET IN :marseysoyhype:

edit: forgor the x-tra x !schizomaxxxers

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17091569851646934.webp

Lol is this that same guy from the Reddit post a while back where he was standing very weirdly in his photos??

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We need photoshopcels to enhance the back side of the page.


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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so this is you, right?

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On reddit? Try real life.

:#marseysleep:

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That drawing is nearly photorealistic


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17092367509484937.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711210096745272.webp

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:marseyoctopus#2:

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You had your chance. Downvoted and reported. This conversation is over.

Snapshots:

looking at hentai in public bars:

/r/askreddit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/19c9n1z/what_would_happen_if_mr_beast_got_horny/?sort=controversial:

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/19c9oo8/imagine_if_mr_beast_got_horny_and_started_making/?sort=controversial:

https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/19c9tqd/mr_beast_should_get_horny_and_make_freaky_videos/?sort=controversial:

/r/MrBeast:

https://old.reddit.com/r/MrBeast/comments/19can7b/mr_beast_should_have_a_lot_of_children_with_a_lot/?sort=controversial:

/r/conspiracy:

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/19cc44r/i_think_mr_beast_is_horny/?context=3&sort=controversial:

/r/confessions:

https://old.reddit.com/r/fanart/comments/1abi6dv/drawing_of_mr_beast_i_am_working_on/?sort=controversial:

https://old.reddit.com/r/MrBeast/comments/1avg99d/is_there_anyway_to_get_in_touch_with_mrbeast_to/?sort=controversial:

/r/advice:

/u/Willywonkafan100:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/1b2c7ys/i_am_being_informed_that_mr_beast_is_attempting/?sort=controversial:

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What if Mr beast got horny lmao

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