new lolcow detected? - u/Weird-Peak-7593

weird zoomer who posts in /r/redscarepod, /r/genz, /r/destiny and /r/gamingcirclejerk

They do, unfortunately lol. I'm 186cm tall (6ft1, I think) and I've only ever gotten a passing grade in terms of height. I've never been considered tall, because I'm not, I'm a few centimetres above average.

Dating apps rocked so hard for me, thousands of matches on tinder, like dozens of girls every day. I slept with so many girls after me and my ex broke up. It was like ordering pizza to the door, just ask if they want to come over and they would. Anyway I had to quit that or I would lose myself completely. Met my girlfriend 18 months ago and I haven't been on one since but that was an insane experience. My recommendation: be over 6ft and have have a strong jaw and high cheekbones with a full head of hair.

Antidote is being beautiful, my abdominal muscles dance when I get clothed in the morning. I tower over women, my luscious hair parts revealing my prominent cheekbones, sharp features and square jaw. The male form has vast potential for beauty, most people are sadly neglecting it.

Wammin are literally finding themselves in self defence situations constantly living in society, expecting rational thought when UNDER SIEGE is unreasonable.

I am definitely OVERLY PROMISCUOUS by that standard. But this has been the way I've been since before I was even sexually actively so, I didn't fall in love with the first girl I ever had s*x with when we had s*x, which is to say before I was sexually broken and unable to pair bond through s*x as I now am after many, many different women coming in and out of my life. I fell in love with her way before that, and it was a very specific moment I can recall clearly in my mind to this day and this has been my experience when falling in love. Never through the obscenity of s*x but through a simple moment in time like the way she would pull up her jacket when it was cold out or something gay like that.

I know, in theory I could technically never be able to tell the difference, but I have counted number of butthole contortions before so I think at least some must have been genuine

he also has a post where he claims he feels like he's becoming schizoprenic because he keeps seeing his ex in the same city

other bits of drama:

https://old.reddit.com/r/loveisblindsweden/comments/196a9e1/i_cant_with_the_racist_comments_on_this_sub/khve1ky/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/17rtpbs/deleted_by_user/k8lfkm5/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1bck076/that_was_mean_even_by_my_standards/kui93c1/?context=8

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Är OP gay? Känns lite så va

https://www.old.reddit.com/r/StockholmSocialClub/s/ggCDhGOACP

Swedish chef butt language.

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Anyway I had to quit that or I would lose myself completely.

https://media.giphy.com/media/SbtWGvMSmJIaV8faS8/giphy.webp

This dude stared into the abyss of having too much gussy and somehow rescued himself from that fate

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I thought the r-slurs in /r/gamingcirclejerk hate /r/destiny

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Hey Cute twinks,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, r-slurred, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid butt pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any kitty? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all cute twinks who should just keep yourselves safe. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my b-word

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