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Hamalama nah/meh I'm a boomer.:marseyboomer:  2yr ago (text post) 157 thread views #25428

So baldcels and other uglies, how do you cope?

I was looking at a bald dude eating a sandwich and got sad. How do you do it baldcels?

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If you are a balding dramanaut you should do like Statham and tattoo your scalp so It looks you just got a buzzcut instead of bad genes :marseythumbsup:

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I'm pretty sure one of Kyle's lawyers did this

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Lmao at baldies. My barber charges me double I have so much fricking hair.

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The last time I got a haircut, the lady complemented my hair and talked about how hyped she was for Cyberpunk. I should get another haircut, and I hope she's doing okay.

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Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the potty and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the potty. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ***** so Satan couldn't stick his peepee in my pooper and make me gay

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Just go to your local Puerto Rican barbershop and have them shoe polish your dome.

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