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All of Houston University dunks on some Redditor for not being cynical enough

https://old.reddit.com/r/UniversityOfHouston/comments/qwgk4u/why_are_yall_so_cynical

I've rarely ever seen a University outside of a super progressive one have 70+ comments of people complaining about how they chose their heckin college poorly. Maybe if these kids chose to do their assignments over spending time on Reddit then they'd actually get a degree lmao.

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what is this like a community college or something

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itโ€™s a commuter college for asian and latinx kids whose parents donโ€™t want them to go to school too far from home

so close enough

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Actually it's supposed to be a research University with a focus on the medical field. However it's also in Texas so I automatically assume that regular cowboy colleges there are the equivalent to community colleges anywhere else.

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medshit

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That's exactly what a white supremacist would say Sus as frick. Bet you like sexualizing children too, p-do Nazi. Why do you like fricking five year olds you disgusting c*nt? Lololol Im so much better than you at your own tactics aaaahahahahahaha Try using reason, I dare you. Bet you can't. Too busy cumming in your toddler relatives mouths. Lolololol using emotional language and impulsive reactions is so fun and easy, I get why you do it, I just have to be more graphic and insulting than you, infant butthole reaming pedophilic frick Lol what now how are you going to beat me? Can't use reason, we know, and I've clearly been more emotional and insulting than you. What now?

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Didnโ€™t you know? The day you turn 18 you suddenly turn into the biggest know it all. Itโ€™s a very serious mental condition that even todays brightest medical doctors havenโ€™t been able to properly treat. However, some advancements have been made in determining factors of know-it-all-ism.

Theyโ€™ve found that typically after two years of post-secondary education, their depression and hope for death has gone so sky high that they can no longer tolerate social interactions longer than 60 seconds. This lack of social interaction has negative feedback with know-it-all-ism, effectively ridding them of it by the age of 21 (unless theyโ€™re a Karen). However, the depressive side effects will never go away.

Current studies are on going to determine possible medicines to cure know-it-all-ism before it transfers to the depressive phase. Theorized solutions include horse tranquilizers.

This could have been you Snappy.

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