I am a Spiderman CRUSADER who is lidl drip?
lidl moon i mean drip is an allegedly female power user, the mastermind behind the "man hate thread" (more on this in a second), and a staunch defender of null. whenever null is catching flack for some of his more r-slurred opinions (cheese isnt real, etc.), lidl drip is there to defend him, and vice versa.
in fact, even when null ISNT catching any flack, lidl seems to post directly before or after him.
lidls magnum opus, the man hate thread:
in august, lidl drip created "the man hate thread", a place for "female" users of kiwifarms to post about how much they hate men
this, being posted on a website full of r-slurred chuds, naturally created a shit load of seethe. its actually hilarious how mad people got, but thats besides the point. instead of letting everyone sperg out unfettered, the ever dramamisic josh moon had to lock it down, adding this special banner across the top:
the punishment mentioned (banned from the female board for a month) was often not enough for null and multiple users were PERMABANNED over this. like anytime null starts jannying hard for people, this led people to develop some theories
the geniuses over at onionfarms (a kf splinter ran by a literal r-slur named kengle) speculate:
so, fast fowards to jost the other day, someone posts this thread:
in the replies, multiple people call out lidl drip as joshs sock, including a site moderator:
this, of course, really upsets null
and he ends up locking the thread
a short time later, less than 24 hours, josh announces he will be going on haitus:
so, my fellow schizos. what do you think?
is null lidl drip? is he jost simping hard for a female power user? is it a different person, a friend of nulls (dyn, crunklord) on a sock account?
some additional food for thought:
lidl is possibly the same person as 3322
lidl has the same hateboner towards british people as null
lidl seems to know VERY old site lore from the beginning of the forum despite the account being created in 2019 and not used until 2022 (3322s account is also not old enough to know this
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