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SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER nice/kind ☆POSITIVE VIBE ZONE★  2yr ago (reddit.com) 3,105 thread views #25551
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“How can I get my 17 year old daughter and 12 year old son to masturbate in front of me?”

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At those ages, especially the daughter's, it's very likely that their attitudes about social masturbation have already been formed, and not in a favourable way towards your idea.

Unless one or both are already leaning in that direction, it probably won't happen. Have they ever said anything that sounds like they might be interested?

Here are a couple of ideas to consider:

Is it normal in your home to walk around nude? If so, let them see you in an aroused state. When they've obviously noticed, say something like, 'oh, i'd better go take care of that.' Listen to their responses.

Leave your door ajar when you're masturbating, see if they linger to peek.

Tell them that you read something about people who live in open-masturbation homes. You might sound a bit mystified, not eager. You want to get a conversation going.

I'd be interested in hearing how this turns out, but i'm not optimistic, sorry.

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Leave your door ajar when you're masturbating, see if they linger to peek.

lmfaoooooo yeah your teenage daughter and preteen son are just gonna stand outside your door watching your old butt play with your peepee

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Holy shit, Carp actually being a cool guy

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are not banned on the supposition that this is just a larp to make pizza look bad, but please do note that this is a one-time exception. Chomo shit will not be tolerated here.

u can't just ban chomos without letting us see the r-slurred shit they said!

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Neighbor.... WHAT

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At those ages, especially the daughter's, it's very likely that their attitudes about social masturbation have already been formed

My thought process: ah the person is gonna let him down gently and tell him to stop bothering with this insane idea

Is it normal in your home to walk around nude? If so, let them see you in an aroused state. When they've obviously noticed, say something like, 'oh, i'd better go take care of that.'

This is fricked

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Right? If you filmed this in black and white, added a sad horn and made them french it could be an art film

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Is it normal in your home to walk around nude? If so, let them see you in an aroused state. When they've obviously noticed, say something like, 'oh, i'd better go take care of that.' Listen to their responses.

anything that is even suspected of being "TERF content" is removed instantly on reddit but stuff like this is totally fine

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I got banned for saying "women have a right to women-only spaces"

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tbh good. women shouldn't have rights

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Genuinely horrifying

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I am going to sound like a fricking average redditor when I say this… but I feel queasy reading this shit. What the frick.

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